GTA5 – The Final Journey of RON! (Cluckin Bell Farm Raid DLC)
hey what up look at this ugly Home Depot
truck yo is this a new DLC car I call
this Co mobile hell yeah dude this is
sick is that why you’re dressed in all
black is this where all the trash
goes it’s in my house what are you
talking about you’re on that van life
now huh I can say that word in my house
I’m part raccoon hell out of here I’m
not debating that what’s the vehicle
called I could say the N word whenever I
want all right
cool look at that oh my God it’s a
liquor hole eclipse look what’s about to
happen Delirious is it look wait look
actually hurry there you go look at that
look at that a liquor hole eclipse and
us that’s what we just saw we did what
the hell is going on right
now Telly there’s a lot of signs that I
have yet to read welcome to the new GTA
5 series signs with h2 delirious I’m
telling you GTA 6 man I’m going to be
walking around I’m going to make a
that’s what I’m going to do we’re going
to read everything make a whole series
just reading it all what are you doing
we’ve done this before yeah I know we
done this yeah I’m looking at the sign
that says you’ve done this before God
then that says stop trying to utilize
something that you did 7 years ago as
content while you wait for Terrorizer to
join the session wow look they added GTA
6 ads in the game wow dude look at that
it’s delirious
oh my God look it’s [ __ ] in the
oh oh my God it’s mean
Rob what the hell would you imagine if
GTA 6 had proximity voice you son of a
[ __ ] right police I forgot what we’re
doing we finished the last missions
remember when you said you’re going to
take this whole uh YouTube thing more
seriously and you’re like I’m going to
start playing with you guys more and
then you disappeared for 2 and a half
you haven’t showed up at all what are
you talking about I’ve been
waiting I’ve been making these these
these recording Day plans in my head and
I’ve been waiting and y’all never show
up what the hell man you see this text
message in my head right here some days
I’m sick sick of you days some days I’m
sick a lot of days I’m
not M yes m larious m larious what the
hell are you hat wait a minute hey go
back go back go back for a second what
the [ __ ] we can we can Infiltrate The
infiltrate we can infiltrate what the
hell is this man you look stupid with
literally every single
hat all right let’s just do it let’s
just continue let’s continue like it was
yesterday let’s do
this what the [ __ ] just H what the hell
did you die you die why did I die yo do
you guys remember when that happened to
me too yeah no so what the
[ __ ] you just fell over dead I just died
you ready I’m ready I’ve been ready for
6 weeks while Delirious was making plans
in his head I had an idea for menu items
since we need chicken stuff at at Ron’s
let’s hear them you had a lot of time to
think of these menu items yeah yeah yeah
so since everyone is all about um they
have their own chicken nuggets and stuff
like that or chicken tenders I thought
we could have like chicks with dicks
they come
in I got I got a mini item it’s old
school only Vanos would know this one
what onion Wings oh yeah the classic
classic onion Wings it’s good though
because it’s chicken my last one can we
can we go can we go back to the chicks
with dicks please you don’t like onion
Wings can we can we can we not like just
stumble past that one what the hell this
a man is it onion ring or a chicken wing
is it a chicken order it to find out is
it a chick or does it have a dick
you know it it protects Us by the way
too because in case like someone
randomly finds a dick in their in their
in their
meal yes we can’t get Su excuse
me I was putting my hand in this family
bucket and there appears to be a man
with a blue hoodie resting his
penis in my order what’s what’s
happening what’s to our left oh [ __ ]
yeah there’s a lot of stuff going on
over there look look they got the Ron
sauce right here in this can they do
have Ron sauce they have Ron Special
Sauce they’ve been stealing our special
sauces is that is that container
flammable we’re about we’re about to
find out
[ __ ] yes yes uh yes it definitely is my
aim is off for for not playing for one
and a half months while the making plans
in his head they have they have more Ron
sauce there’s there’s Ron sauce and Barr
listen I’m listening we cannot allow
them to take our secret sauce wait but
is it Ron sauce or a [ __ ] sauce like
which sauce it’s the same thing Lou it’s
the same
thing [ __ ] we can take this damn plane
right no we take this gear take the
military gear there we go we have a side
business uh like when you’re donating
sperm it’s the the Ron sauce where if
you want to make moronic baby if you
want if you want your baby to be
[ __ ] come on down to Ron sauce it’s
not even sperm you’re just giving them
hot sauce all right all right my last my
last menu item the Asian chicken
sandwich I get it and then we also have
the black people chicken
nuggers oh my God and then we have we
have chicken noodle soup with
crackers what drink can they wash it
down with Mr Vanos watermelon juice well
watermelon juice is not oh [ __ ] that guy
got [ __ ] up oh no not really he’s
still alive he just has brain injuries
you you went too far dude I think I
think I think I went too far when I said
uh chicken noodle soup with
crackers guys we really need to open
shut up cracker my God what is happening
here oh [ __ ] what the hell we’re in the
hood crib we’re in the [ __ ] Hood oh
[ __ ] what the hell’s going on don’t BL
these car don’t blow the cars don’t blow
the cars we need the cars we need the
cars w we Sho up a poor
neighborhood this is called gentrifying
all right delious that guy said [ __ ]
finally listen the crackers are moving
in okay we did it open the truck open
the trunks of these cars hey delious
isn’t this your car no I’m opening the
trunk I do own this one what’s in here
uh there was nothing in it oh oh Lou got
it oh you did collected the Maru bant
Grande weapons what the hell is that
dude get out of the way get out of the
way we’re not even on a road what are we
doing where are we why are we going
through the ocean we got to get the
weapons dude wait there’s weap there’s
listen this this turns into a boat
everyone knows this everyone knows this
car turns into a boat see ready ready
the wheels
before we die we have no lives right
this is how we infate a damn yacht oh
[ __ ] this is like reverse Saving Private
Ryan there is a chopper on her head go
go go go go go go I don’t have my gun I
don’t have where my gun where my gun
what do you mean bring your gun I don’t
have my gun who the [ __ ] are these guys
yeah got the chopper got the chopper why
are we just killing Wall Street people
fing Bell investors you know what cuz
they’re evil that’s why I’m in the
engine room though oh [ __ ] the hell oh
I’ve never been in here waa this is a
luxurious yacht here we go here we go
here we go oh he he found he found got
the
equipment oh [ __ ]
wa what [ __ ] he hit me he hit me where
are you guys I got hit by a flying
helicop upstairs oh my I found the
helicopter yeah yeah yeah okay run shoot
the fire run shoot the fire you’ll be
fine all right gentlemen helicopter
shooting right at the box I have found
you guys got it the important equipment
you getting your own jet ski might well
get a
rider where’s delers dead he’s dead oh
that’s nice are you having fun we’re you
got to deliver the equipment to Vincent
we can be Del as Angels you give us
orders and we’ll fulfill it [ __ ] me off
no here we go here we go we did it yeah
all three of us did it you guys brought
me back right we did it we did it fcking
Bell didn’t think we would succeed but
we did run what it’s prevailing
prevailing why you wait for the next
clip $3.99 for a chicken for a piece
Chien for a chicken there people’s names
on these let’s see what we got we have
we have Lindon Mar Linda Linda
Mar this one’s L Linda lynen Moore hey
you’re just jealous you’re just jealous
that I’m reading the things that are
written on this sidewalk and not you
this guy’s name is very weat you know
one day Delirious you’ll be on this road
I guarantee it if you keep doing what
you’re doing one day you will be on
these streets homeless all right so
today we’re actually finally breaking
into the cluck and Bell Factory that’s
right to steal their vehicle and they
use it for ourselves Target SE might be
the hardest one to get I like see oo
yeah I don’t trust this Delirious guy I
don’t trust them I don’t trust him
either but we got to live with him I
don’t trust this guy cuz he has a
clucking Bell hat I know you trust now
wait what are you doing oh [ __ ] I was
looking
theer he’s jerking off his knee I got
dice in my hand oh yeah roll of 20 n 20
oh look look look up look up look up
what look up that’s our Target cars it’s
like the ultimate Cloud machine all
right they’re saying shoot it down you
guys want to shoot it down okay come on
guys we got to take down those flyers my
God they blasting come on come on no no
you almost entertained I I got this we
got we got missiles
right
come did you get it missile here it goes
nice take it out secondary shot
secondary shot nice nice nice is it
still go go go go it’s good it’s good
it’s good yeah this thing is this thing
drives so weird you’re using your
knees I’m in first person this is crazy
what was that what was that scream I was
in first
person you know what I got on the C4s
what I got coupons nice man attached to
these C4s you can have a coupon you got
a lot of them that’s a Groupon that’s
actually a thing in Ireland Groupon it’s
a website for coupons they have it here
oh they have it here oh shut up isn’t
that isn’t that the name of a
fish like a grouper or group or
something like that a group of fish is
called a school of fish just enjoy it
there’s like a grouper or
grer what
you’re you’re a
CER it’s a fish maybe we could we could
sell a uh what is it a fileo a fileo
groper that sounds so wrong sounds like
a pedo a groper
meal she’s only
14 he I would like two chicks with dicks
a groper and a um and a
r wow
do you want nuggers with that yes please
wait you’re missing it oh we’re here
we’re at C fors bro if there’s ever a
clip to get animated for the extra
channel it’s that one right there at at
the checkout counter oh we did it we did
it nice we can use we can reuse their
buns go oh my go look at the side look
how much meat’s in their in their food
110 dude what they hit they’re beating
us by 90% no what are you [ __ ]
serious we only put 10% meat in our meat
then they would be beating us 100 that
would be 100 no if we only put 10% meat
in our Burgers uh-huh so 110 minus
90 shut up [ __ ] some school school
schoology or some [ __ ] H what you what
are you some [ __ ] schist huh oh there
it is we did it Mission has been passed
so we got a car we got a weapon we got a
restaurant what we gonna do here we
go oh good year you getting drunk on the
job what do you do what the hell man oh
so
delicious wait do that again do that
again what what the hell are you doing
man he’s Bing he’s that’s not proper gun
safety that’s not proper gun safety
having some good he’s drinking an lmg
good
alcohol this is delicious get chug it
chug it chug it keep chugging Delirious
keep chugging chug it chug it chug I
feel drunk I feel so
drunk it look at that look at that
stupid statue right there you see that
it’s the enemy oh we got to take down
that statue all right we got to protest
you know you know who do you think
polishes that [ __ ] you you know you know
they have they have a poor worker out
there rubbing it every day make sure
it’s not dirty I’m I’m rubbing it get
out there rub that [ __ ] I want to see my
face in
it one time I was rubbing it and and a
genie
popped all right great way to kick off
the cut scene all right gentlemen who
are we wearing one of those boxes damn
we are so far behind the competition we
put damn look at this breathing Hol in
it cuz we might be dead look at this
operation how are we supposed to compete
with this we’re in this box are you
serious shh shut up who
farted boys all right boys wow we’re in
yeah we look we look cool as hell see I
do have night vision wait do we shoot
this I think so be careful there’s other
people on the other side there’s other
people on the side future dead people
where they
at your damn uh alarm system they s like
we’re in a damn sub oh [ __ ] look at this
guys look at her oh my God what the hell
is this all the chicken I understand
they’ve been putting cocaine in their
chicken that’s why it taste so delicious
genius so instead of coming up with
dumbass names for menu items these guys
are putting drugs in their
chicken look cows are not suitable dogs
maybe chicken yes welcome to reading
signs with ls volume 3 dogs maybe D
without loss of life three will turn
that into a zero look at this l oh my
God look at this animal cruelty we can’t
have this L we can’t have this swear to
God are you guys just reading signs oh
what up where the [ __ ] are you guys you
speak [ __ ] Russian or something what
the hell was that
what the hacking code to find a safe hey
I found a safe oh look there’s got code
data 103 what do you got in here oo whoa
cocaine and chicken listen we got to we
got to outdo them we got to outsmart
them we got to use heroin in our chicken
okay I got the last one all right get in
there and put in
69 GG put in 69 51 and 04 0 four
open oh yeah there we go stack of money
you just pocketed that cash I saw that
think the cops know we’re here all right
boys come on take cover delious don’t
die dude not you what are you climbing
on I’m trying to rub the cck get off the
C come on man don’t shine it stop
relapsing what what is each one of us
jobs
L the waiter I clean waiter waiter at
fast food
wait this
guy okay we’re starting a fast food
restaurant now first things first who’s
the
waiter [ __ ] there is goes to McDonald’s
and sits at one of the tables like just
Waits there he just
Wast uh can I can Delirious get a knife
and fog please can I have a the minu huh
I just turn around delious in his stupid
goggles we did it we’re here all right
we got the weapons the car the meat the
cocaine the coke yeah what
up
vcell boy what up look at those M shops
now it’s a vital matter of payment sorry
I can’t I can’t hear anything you’re
saying right now cuz I’m wearing these
headphones just got these babies in
fresh off the
line guess who picked one
up
you all
right
Vincent now when do I get my money
,000 I got 500,000 what all right dinner
dinner’s on you let’s go to clucking
Bell there you go that’s the end of the
Ron story no more Ron let’s go get a
table and pop bottles at cluck and Bell
we just spent
$60,000 wait delirious right here
advertise let everyone know about our
chicken sandwiches now oh yeah we got a
oh we got a pass out CDs with songs
written by chat GPT that Delirious is
singing that advertises our chicken
that’s why we’re going to spend all the
money Bell oh clock and Bell we took
your secret sauce and going to send you
to
head
[ __ ] well guys that’s been this episode
of opening the Ron restaurant I hope you
guys enjoyed it until next time Vanos
Gaming running
out I miss it I miss
it bro it’s been a while man I hit right
on the on the deot Vanos Gaming running
out thank
God lady just asked what the hell was
that she’s got my back
crap was that noise you you h a fat
chick clicking on these nuts click click
click
click holy [ __ ]
[Music]
damn make 10 K make make a give me more
make a make a b 100 Kil come make a bag
come make a bag
I’m I’m
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