Escape From Tarkov’s $250 “Unheard of Edition” – Angry Rant!
$250
$250 to play a video game so this this
got what is
this okay what is this Grand Theft Auto
6 by this logic Grand Theft Auto 6 would
be $500 at release because escape from
tarov is asking you to pay them
$250 to to play their offline their
brand new shiny content called offline
PVE uh mode with friends Co-op and with
no wipes
$250 for that [ __ ] I mean count me out
already but this is what the tarov
community has to [ __ ] deal with
apparently okay so let’s let’s [ __ ]
see this amazing [ __ ] announcement
what is it called the UN let me let me
preface this by there was already an
insane 100 and something dollar like 150
maybe more than that Edge of Darkness
Edition where people of course you want
to support development you’re like wow
this game’s cool I want to support the
developers they seem awesome and they
like make this game that I like and so
you give them a little bit more money
while they’re in beta that I totally
understand but the [ __ ] that you get for
like free slots this and priority that
it’s all [ __ ] pay to win [ __ ] but
what okay fine you got the PVE you got
the PVE this is a new PVE mode offline
with no wipes that everybody’s been
asking for and what do you do you
[ __ ] lock it off to only the
$250 Edition let me see this [ __ ] here’s
the [ __ ] trailer that they put out
for it let’s watch this
[ __ ] wow cool
yes a a guy on a [ __ ] Lighthouse is
[ __ ] amazing knives grenades I’ve
never seen any of this [ __ ] in any other
game only oh play offline with friends
for
$250 here’s your Co-op PVE mode with no
wipes oh
wow all quests are available for
progression well thank you for providing
me cor request in my $250 game oh I get
unique gear excellent mask of the
unheard this unheard of Edition I like
the name of this [ __ ] thing this
unheard of Edition that comes out of
nowhere that has for more money even
though they said well we’re already
asking for a lot of money whatever start
with a [ __ ] advantage over everybody
increase character skill levels improve
starting Edition set so pay to win cool
awesome
additionally main menu
background
increased yeah no no thanks I think I’m
I’m done wow cool I can’t
wait the unheard the unheard Edition and
this has been received oh my God
44,000 dislikes to 5.6 likes
wo oh my God you guys are insane that’s
what I’m saying look it was $150 for the
[ __ ] dark Edge of Darkness Edition I
had to look this up and the Edge of
Darkness edition if you previously gave
us the highest level which isn’t even
available for purchase anymore because I
wanted to reward their die art fans they
said if you give us $150 for this game
that that probably deserves $20 we’ll
give you all of this stuff and we’ll
give you free access to all subse qu
dlc’s okay so does a PVE offline mode
sound like a DLC to you cuz it [ __ ]
sounds like a DLC to me do I download it
to my computer is it a new content and
yes well they said [ __ ] you give me more
money that’s not downloadable content
and one of the most [ __ ] insulting
responses I have ever seen here is what
they said uh this is the lead Community
manager explained that the DLC means oh
that the that the all new DLC that you
get access to DLC means additional
downloadable content PVE is a feature
and a game mode just because you all
want it to become a DLC it wouldn’t mean
it is one it’s a featured game mode for
the new edition of the game [ __ ] you
give me
$250 you dumb idiot that already spent
$150 on the highest
Edition this is [ __ ] wild who are
these people why are you supporting this
[ __ ] this is stupid and so as to whether
the PVE mode will be available for other
players they continued no it’ll be a
unique feature for unheard of aition
buyers Edge of Darkness Edition pay us
an insane price thank you for paying
this insane price you will get all
future DLC except for this one this one
is called the unheard of Edition what
the [ __ ] I love it okay they’re so stuck
up the message was reiterated on X Edge
of Darkness players who already paid 150
can save some money to the tune of $100
so upgrade the PVE mode is a unique
feature which is available only to the
Hors of the unheard of
Edition we will keep you updated on
features exclusive to those EOD Edition
owners that that were dumb asses and PID
this money this is making me cry
okay okay so uh [ __ ] you uh not only is
this stupid [ __ ] uh pay to win with this
[ __ ] $250 cuz what do you get for the
$250 you get [ __ ] like early access to
the test server more equipment than
other people larger stashes so
and then um what is it like premium
access to the frontof the line high
priority [ __ ] why is that even the thing
so I guess they get into the games
quicker than other people this is
insulting I think this is the most
insulting response they could have done
and um yeah it did not go down right
well in the community here’s the
community’s response to the developers
after this for eight years we have been
recommending this game to friends
bringing more more players to the
community these people are paying your
bills is what he’s saying and what was
the developers response they blew us off
refused to comment and only encourag
those who have lost all respect for
themselves and continued to pour money
in to escape from tarov blah blah blah
Etc this cannot be tolerated is the
statement and I agree with that
100% And it’s and uh okay so a bunch of
game Outlets are reaching out to battle
games for a copy and they did have an
update so there’s a recent update here
and I knew about this just recently last
night I was streaming Terminator
somebody in the chat came man so they
said okay okay okay wait a minute wait a
minute wait a minute okay those of you
who spent the $150 on the Edge of
Darkness highest Edition that will never
be offered again don’t worry guys we
will uh we we will give you access
temporary access to that
mode temporary access so we promise you
uh you will get the perks that’s in that
mode cuz that I guess they consider that
the real DLC stuff like the ability to
skip the daily Quests for free oh wow
thank you unique clothing and armbands
and faster return on insured
items and then the high priority server
the stupid [ __ ] okay H but you will get
access to the offline PVE mode oops you
get have access to the offline PVE mode
for 6 months along with high priority
matching for the same length of time oh
wow I’m high priority when I already
gave you
$150 you’re like okay we will okay yeah
I guess you’re high priority you’re not
as high priority as our
$250 Edition unheard of Edition that we
pulled out of our [ __ ] ass but I
guess we’ll give you temporary access is
the are we not so [ __ ] generous that
we’re charging you $250 to play a
game I’m sorry I shouldn’t be laughing I
should be angry it’s just that tarov
look I a lot of my community plays tarov
we played tarov for a little bit I found
it enjoyable extremely hard esoteric its
own launcher and I don’t know it just
get it kind of rubbed me the wrong way
there was tons and tons of cheaters and
I couldn’t really find enjoyment and if
you are constant pouring money into this
and supporting these kinds of developer
responses to this [ __ ] um I think that
does a disservice to you and it does a
disservice to the game that you are I
would stop right there you know um and I
know this is supposed to be for the
people that really want to help
development along but if they’re [ __ ]
even those people what do you think
they’re going to do to you right it’s
already pay to win a new player that
comes in and goes up against one of
these guys you’re [ __ ] dead you’re
dead and you’re gone you have no [ __ ]
chance against these players I mean you
had no chance anyway but it’s it’s it’s
pretty bad and I guess this will quell
players now that it they give you
six-month access only um yeah [ __ ] this
this thing has been beta forever there
are so many other uh you know developers
coming out with extraction shooters that
in my opinion have way more passion or
way better Community oriented uh [ __ ]
you know and developers in general Debro
Galactic [ __ ] hell divers and then
there’s ones that are coming like gry
Zone own Warfare I heard of one we
played one behind the scenes forever
winter which was really really cool is
that what it was called guys forever
winter forever winner yeah forever
winner and there’s other ones that are
coming and I would just spend your money
elsewhere so if you were one of those
people that was thinking about dumping
that much money into it don’t do not
support these people and frankly those
of you who aren’t going to spend that
money and come in later and spend
whatever amount of money they decide
when this thing finally goes in 1.0 I
would keep in mind this kind of [ __ ]
this kind of [ __ ] that they treat their
players with so yeah [ __ ] that $250 for
an offline co-op PVE extraction shooter
nah miss me with that one and uh yeah I
guess uh that’s all I have to say we’ll
see how the community manager and and
developers and publisher because they
self-publish react uh to that or if they
think that bandid is good enough for
everybody and I’m curious what they
think the downloadable content is if
it’s not a new mode if it’s not new if
if you don’t download it to your
computer and its content that’s not
downloadable content downloadable
content to them is I don’t know higher
priority in the server list
armbands that show that you’re a [ __ ]
[ __ ] that spend
$250 I don’t know anyways guys tell me
what you think about this uh uh latest
[ __ ] from uh some of uh corporate
I’ll put some links down below to the
story as it’s developed but the tarov
community is on fire right now and up in
arms and rightfully so thank you guys so
much for listening I’ll see you on the
next Angry Joe show
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Escape from Tarkov has recently unveiled their NEW “UNHEARD EDITION” of the game that includes a PvE Offline Mode for $250 exclusively and players are PISSED! Especially PoE Edition players who were promised FUTURE DLC!
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