I beat every Lies of P DLC Boss on the Hardest Difficulty (FULL MOVIE)
This is Liza Pete, a unique souls like that takes inspiration from games like Sakura and Bloodborne. Not just aesthetically, but also with how much mental damage it can cause the player. She slammed her balls on my face. I liked it though. And about a month ago, Neo Wisdom publisher Shadow dropped the highly anticipated DLC Overture. And of course, me being the Souls Like King and having loved the base game, I dropped everything just to play it. But here’s the thing, I’m a bit of a psycho and I love hurting myself, which is why I decided to play on the new hard difficulty while also being on New Game Plus three, which if you don’t know makes enemies and bosses deal more damage than ever, resulting in me getting two tapped by literally everything. Why are you locked onto a guy all the way over there, P? So yeah, today I will be beating every single boss in this DLC to reach the end. You will witness me yell millennia, rage, wa, cry, optimistic human fan meet up. God damn. Celebrate with joy and most importantly cinema. I’m going to go into this new game plus three. I don’t give a damn. What’s the worst that can happen? Rage a little bit. Oh well, we do that every day. You know what I mean? I can’t believe it. I cannot [ __ ] believe it. We’re actually so [ __ ] back, bro. Lies of OP is so [ __ ] back. Holy. We are actually here. We’re about to be in a slow land. We’re about to meet polar bears. Everybody calm the [ __ ] down. It is actually happening. What is this? Is this Dark Souls 3 DLC? What the [ __ ] Wait, we’re not going to start this with a boss fight, right? Oh, Big Mama’s here. Big Mama’s here. Big M. Too far. Why didn’t he fly up in the air? Why didn’t he fly up in it? What does this do? I got freeze again. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. No. No. We got it. We got it. We got it. We got it. We remember. We remember. We remember. Do you remember the 21st of September? I’m dead. We are so bad. I’m behind you. I’m behind you, idiot. That’s right. Sit your head down. Fool me once, shame on me. Fool me twice, shame on you. Fool me three times, I’mma [ __ ] your mama. Oh my god, bro. What? Katzoo newspaper. Craz are we going to fight be fighting animals? Oh my god. Everything hits like a [ __ ] truck, bro. Oh my goodness. Everything hits me like a damn truck. Bro, I’m cooked. Look. Look. God damn. We are so cooked. We are actually so cooked. If I have to fight every single little enemy like it’s a major boss. I’m actually cooked. [Music] Hey. Ooh. Hello. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. It’s It’s a [ __ ] monkey. It’s a monkey. What? If I remember correctly, my father made the puppets, right? And the puppets went crazy. But then there was Simon and Simon made whatever this I’m going to die here multiple times. And this music is going to haunt me till like years from now. Okay. Helicopter. Helicopter. Oh my god, I got him. Oh my god, that was so stressful. Hall of Adventure, Elephante. Oh my god, chat. Look, it’s your mother. Sorry, something’s going to drop on my What did I tell you? Hey, I’ve played a Souls like or two. You know what I mean? Helicopter. Helicopter. I almost [ __ ] died from one hit. One hit is all it takes. One hit is all it takes. We are so cooked, bro. Yeah, brother. What is that? Oh my god, chat. Look down there. You see that? You see that? It’s your dad. Oh, brother. All right. Surely they won’t get affected since they are already like Oh my Oh, it’s elephante. I’ll get you. [Music] This is a game that released. I’mma keep spamming this attack. And what? What are you going to do? Oh my god. [ __ ] you, [ __ ] Sit your [ __ ] ass down. You are one. You are one. Okay, we can do this. Relax. We can do this. Speaking of amazing games that I’m playing right now, have you guys heard of Reverse 1999, the sponsor of today’s video? No? Well, let me tell you about it. 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Shoot at them from afar. Please do good amount of damage. At least like something. It’s good. I am Hawkeye. Woo! I never miss. What is that? Ball fla. Ball fla. [Music] Let me use this. I never There we go. Double cheek. Why is there a kangaroo, bro? We are not in Australia. We are not down under. Oh [ __ ] they turned into a ball. Wow, that’s so cute. Batshots. Hey, Liu Kang. Wrong game, Liu Kang. Bro, the Where are the bosses, bro? Come on. How long will we be streaming? An hour and 45ing minutes, bro. Where are the bosses? Oh my god. What is he doing? Yeah, I’m out. I don’t You think I’m about to I’m not watching this. Look. Please break it. Please, for the love of God, break it. Not yet. Oh my god. Break it. Thank you. Now, was that so [ __ ] difficult? Is it dead? No. Yeah, mate. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Why you here? Why you here? This is my domain. This is my domain. It flashed us. It put its entire booty hole on the [ __ ] screen. Oh, that we haven’t even reached a boss yet. And I feel like I fought at least 16 bosses so far. I’m dead. [ __ ] me. No. Oh my god. [ __ ] Switch to motivity build, brother. I don’t think it matters what build. I think the real problem is is the new game plus three build. That’s the real Oh. Oh, that that was a good one. That was a good one. That was funny. That made me feel better, Loki. Let’s go. Let’sing go. Let’sing go. We persevere. We be patient. We lock the in. Let’sing go. Oh, extendo. Damn. Are you just happy to see me? Okay, I’m sorry. Where my hug at? Where my hug at? Where my hug at? Where my hug at? I feel like this is a boss fight. Or I’mma buy I’m about get jumped by something. But it does look like a boss fight. Oh my god. Oh, El Crocodile. Bombardo crocodilo. Yeah, we here. Close that big [ __ ] mouth of yours, fatty. I’m so sorry. Well, there’s the boss that we were asking for. Ow. I wanted to heal. I shouldn’t have healed there. Dead. [ __ ] me, bro. Got me in the corner. Step, bro. Step, bro. Okay. All right. Maybe I do need to Oh my god, the damage. I was full health there, bro. One shot me. Would still love you if you change it. It’s Here’s the thing. No, no, no, no, no. Don’t get this twisted. I could care less what people think about me. It’s not about It’s my own mind mindset. It’s my own mindset. It’s not about how you guys perceive me or how I No, it’s a [ __ ] video game. Nobody [ __ ] cares. Also, chat, uh, since we’re on the [ __ ] topic, let me talk to y’all real quick. Nobody gives a flying [ __ ] what difficulty you play on. All right, play this game however you [ __ ] want, dog. You paid for this game. Don’t let anybody online make you feel bad for playing on an easier difficulty or anything. But that was that. Y’all see him just slowly turn. [Music] Ah my god, I keep forgetting about the last hit. Oh, you do it backwards even. Oh, he’s on fire. Fire. The only thing that’s keeping me like, “No, I can do this.” is the fact that I do so much dam. Like, I do good damage to him. But he also does good damage to me back. You know what I mean? Oh jeez. All right, relax. Let me let me attack. It’s my turn. Like look at the damage that I’m doing. You know what I mean? It’s not impossible. The problem is he’s probably going to have a face too and then I’m going to cry. Like look at that. I got him halfway. You okay? That’s fine. We did really good there. We did really good there. The Why do I keep forgetting the tail whip? Wake up. My fire goes out so fast. Tail whip. I remembered. I remembered. You stupid fat [ __ ] I remembered. Ouchies. I couldn’t get up. Get up. He get up. I couldn’t get up. [Music] Tell it. No, you [ __ ] You’re changing it up on me. E, you have a second phase. [Music] Is that it? Do we do it? I did it. All right, we did it. Let’s go. Uh, all right. See what I tell y’all. Chat, we did it. Let’s go. First try. Yes. First try. First try. We’ll just not put Do y’all want to Do you cut C cut? Hold on. Cut. Let’s redo that one more time. Hold on. So, chat, get ready to spam. Let’s [ __ ] goes as soon as it happens. And I’ll just put my face cam in and your guys’ chat over. Okay. No. No. I don’t think I will. [Music] What the What is this? Armed and dangerous. [ __ ] blick you to the face, [ __ ] Again. No. What’s up? I don’t even have to fight y’all no more. This is America la. Oh my god, chat. Look who it is. It’s Michael Tyson. Hello, beautiful. Oh, this is going to take me another hour, isn’t it? Hi. Remember me? You probably don’t remember me, but I remember you. Oh, we’re dead. We’re not dead. We Yeah. You like that? Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. He did not like that, chat. He did not like that. What? What? What was that? What was that little cut scene there? What the [ __ ] Intelligence gathered indicates that a puppet currently heading to Croat Zoo could significantly affect the order’s plans. That’s me, bro. Bro, Michael Zaki, I [ __ ] hate you. What is this? What? This is me Zaki’s fault. I don’t care what no one says. No. No. I’m not going to die here. I’m not dying here. You’re all alone. There’s no one here to save you. Come here. Come here. Come here. Come here. Yeah. You want to do magic? Do your magic now. Fight back. You ugly behemoth. All right. Third time is the charm. See, guys, patience is all you need in life. Oh, she was a fairy. Why can’t I open this? You tell me if I I have to go through that again. Please give me a stargazer and my life is yours. Please don’t do this to me. Okay, there’s a stargazer. Thank the Lord. And there’s a boss. Lock the [ __ ] I look so [ __ ] Wait, this is What’s her name? That’s not Leah. That’s Mr. I was told that murderous puppet had come to call on me. So, who is this handsome guest standing before me? Do not talk to me like that. You have a tail, too. Oh my god. Oh, a Oh, you’re so [ __ ] cool. There’s two health bars. Okay. Okay. She doesn’t one-shot me again. We We do hurt her. Okay. Hold on. Holy [ __ ] You’re cool. Holy [ __ ] Two big balls. That’s her attack. Destroy my sublime creation. Ah. Oh, she heals it. Okay. Death is my domain and you shall serve me for all. Okay. This is a really cool boss. This is Liz of OP is so [ __ ] back. What the freak? Why do you Why do you play with balls, man? Oh my god. That was a lot of damage. Oh, balls, balls, balls, balls, balls, balls. Oh, I wanted to heal. Death is balls. I’m not on the healing. You will make the balls. Damn. God damn. You will make a final, don’t you think? Kame balls. You know what? Let me try something. Bit bit. Kam. Ooh. Ooh. I like the look of that. Is she going to res her little puppet now though? Yeah, she is. How humiliating that you should see the power I was saving. Oh my god. Is my domain and you shall serve me for all eternity. [Music] Yeah. All right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. They shipped this DLC for sure. They shadow dropped it, too. The [ __ ] balls on them. The [ __ ] goal on these [ __ ] developers to to drop a [ __ ] a a shadow drop of a DLC and be like, “Yeah, hey, deal with it.” Ryan Reynolds is hella [ __ ] overrated. Henry Cow all the way. I like him thick and big. Anyways, balls, balls, balls, balls, balls. She has a grab attack. I’ve never seen this. I’m dead. My back. My back. Oh, my back. Ah, we missed. Really? balls. She slammed her balls on my face. I liked it though. I knew it was coming. I could see it from a mile away. You are not slick. Yeah, you like that. Weep in [Music] my pleasure. Ew, freaky. Yeah, I hear what he said. She said, “Scream for my pleasure.” Uhoh. Oh no, not this. Oh my god, I forgot about this attack. Oh my god, brother. I’m dead. Is my domain and you shall serve me for all eternity. What do I do? You impedent little puppet to push me this far. There we go. [ __ ] Ow. No. You will make fine adornments in your wound. Don’t you think I should have dodge to the right instead of backwards? That’s on me. I was about to yell at you and call you mean words, but then I realized that I backed up instead of sideep. So that’s on me. Weirdo, bro. Weirdo. I knew it. I I heard it, but I was too late. It’s too late to apologize. What the? That’s a big ball. Ooh, new attacks. Okay, I’m low on health, which is scaring me. I’m dead. Can’t get quick enough, can you? I did really well there. [ __ ] No, I knew it was coming too. How humiliating that you should see the power I was saving for no shall I thought I was far away. Eternal. [ __ ] You dare destroy my sublime creation? Why not change? I have no rival beyond Leia. No second phase. The two of us. What? That’s all you got? You are awful, [ __ ] What the? That’s it. Can I get Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Real quick, real quick. I’d like to thank my mom, my dad, my family, my girl, my chat for being here. Yeah, she loves to use balls. I use my own balls. That y’all saw that at the end. I use my own [ __ ] balls, [ __ ] You You don’t You’re not the only one that has balls. I got balls, too. A steel b. [Music] That’s not me. I thought that was me for a second. What the [ __ ] My family, my everything. M M for my balls. Sorry. That bastard. I’ll kill him. Me. Oh my god. Who is this diva? New contender for best drip in the game. [ __ ] Bro has no chest hair though. My name is Wolverine and I will [ __ ] you up. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh my Oh my god. And then the attack. Holy [ __ ] This is what we’re going to use, chat. This is what y’all want with the Wolverine game so [ __ ] bad. There it is. There’s your Wolverine game. I like that they went Roro wants to be your friend. Will you be my friend? Uh, I will beat your ass if you [ __ ] with me, bro. I swear to God. Okay. Roro was locked in a bird cage. Uhhuh. I don’t know how long I was there. Bird cage. Okay. So, she needs shoes. So, she needs like a quest item. Got you. I think it’s our last chance of getting out of here. Oh god. Howdy, [ __ ] Step right up and throw what? You got knocked down the clowns to claim a prize. Wait, do I actually throw [ __ ] at it? Hold on. Wait. Oh my god, it works. [Music] There we go. Hey, [ __ ] Where’s my prize? Wait, are those are you moving? Wait, are those up there? They are. Wait, wait, wait. Oh, there we go. What did I get? Royal flower tea set. Carnival prize announcement. Welcome to the carnival. You are invited to the prize puppet special stage. Demonstrate your dance moves and showcase your talent. A special prize awaits. But wait, there’s more. Insert a carnival coin for a surprise gift. Find a prize puppet now. Is this where I investigate? An inactive mechanical organ. Put the coin in. [Music] Oh, now that’s what I call a dance number. Come on, let’s see your best moves. What in the [ __ ] is that, bro? Get your ass back here, boy. You burn. Oh my god. Ooh, Zaddy can jump. Where did your box go? Oh, no. He can come here. I thought I was safe. Oh, he’s dead. Look at him. Look at him. Watch him die. All right. Uh, do I say [ __ ] it and push him or do I heal myself? No, you just say [ __ ] it and push him, bro. What’s the worst that can happen? Come on, [ __ ] You remember me? You remember me, you [ __ ] dumbass? Okay. Yeah, he remembers me. Why are you locked onto a guy all the way over there, Pete? There’s a big ass fat ass boss in front of us. Lock on to that guy. [Laughter] How you like me now, stupid [ __ ] Who do you deserve? Swing. Keep swinging. Oh, I remember you. [Laughter] Oh, hi. Investigate. You need a carnival. I have one. Insert the Where am I inserting it exactly? [Music] What the [ __ ] is this? [Music] What? Do I have to survive? Do I have to smack them? Oh, I do. Oh, I did it. Yay. What do I get? Oh, a weapon. Yo. Hey, my man. What is this? Oh, if you’re a strength build, this weapon is it for you. Oh, hell no. What the [ __ ] is this? Oh [ __ ] Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. He can throw [ __ ] Yeah, [ __ ] [ __ ] you. I remember you. I remember you from the base game. What the [ __ ] are you doing? Oh my god. Oh my god. Eat my balls. Eat my ball. Eat my balls. Eat my balls. He has some health on him. How is he not poisoned yet, bro? Oh my god. Okay. No. No, I’m going to die. [ __ ] you. I hate this enemy so much. In the base game, he was so annoying and they put him here as a little mini game. Stupid [ __ ] Yeah, eat that. Yeah, eat that. Eat my whole [ __ ] dick, [ __ ] Nope. I’m dead. He was one. Look at himself. How did that hit me? How did I was to the side, bro? What the [ __ ] is going on? Why? Stop [ __ ] emoting, dumbass. I’m right here. Okay, I’m sorry. Oh my. Okay, he’s pissing me off. He is pissing me. [ __ ] off. That one shots me. We’re going to be sucking for the rest of the stream. I’m not moving on until I [ __ ] kill this [ __ ] [ __ ] you, [ __ ] Sit on the [ __ ] ground. You better give me something good. I I need something drippy. I need something [ __ ] drippy. You better give me something. What the [ __ ] is that? I I did all that for a [ __ ] converter. Yay. Let’s go. We going on a trip in our favorite rocket ship. Going through the skies. This is what it’s all about. This is the game play that I paid $30 for right here. You [ __ ] You [ __ ] You absolute son of a [ __ ] What is this? Shoes chat. We got the shoes. Give her Roshu. You found my shoes. Thank you. Rora is so happy. She gave us a drawing and music. Oh my god. Oh, it’s so cute. There’s a tram. Before we take the tram, though, we’re going to go back to the hotel. Motel. There’s someone there. Oh, is that you? Hi. It’s not supposed to be empty, is it? You need a canvas. Do you see a painting on the ground? It’s mine. I do. It’s right there. I’m blank canvas. Here you go, bro. I’m sure you would love to hear my story. Sure, bro. I got time. Go ahead. Once I was a highranking alchemist. Oh, purpose. Is that so? I think I have to kill you now. What do you see when you look at my painting? Uhoh. Uh uh uh uh uh. Do I lie to her? Do I lie to her? Uhhuh. I’m going to lie to her. You have a good eye. This painting inspired me greatly. [Music] I I’m guessing more will be revealed and then we’ll be able to connect the dots to the base game better. I’m just theorizing right now. Oh, hotel crap. Interesting. The past one though, Kitty. Wait, is this Wait, is this the cat that’s in the hotel? Wait, I am at the hotel. I think that’s the cat from the from the modern timeline. I’m going to check this whole place out. See what the [ __ ] going on. What is this? This letter looks very old. My dearest Jeppetto, it is my duty to bring you the regrettable news of Camille’s death. Camille, reports indicate the job was proceeding as planned when a catastrophic chemical leak occurred, leading to a colossal mortality event. There were no survivors due to ongoing toxicity at the site. Search and recovery operations have been called off. I cannot describe how much it pains me to deliver this news to you, my friend. Camille shone brightly with the light of genius. All of us, all of crap, have lost a brilliance. Is that his son? No, his son’s name is Carlo. Who the [ __ ] is Camille? The order will provide complete support for the funeral arrangement of Camille and her assistant. Her Camille his wife. Mere currency cannot even ever equal the friendship Camille showed us. But we hope you will accept this as a sincere gesture of sympathy for your loss. Is this where he started like losing his mind? We got Laura on the mom. Oh, there you are. Kitty, a small kitten. She peers around curious about everything in the hotel. Can I not pet her? We can’t pet Kitty. No. Pet the damn kitt. Hello, Big Daddy. Who are you? Let me introduce myself. I am Klouse, merchant extraordinaire and collector of rare erggo. Oh, you’re going to be the one to give me the boss weapons. Got you. Ah, this is what we use the discs for. A quartz, a great adventurer’s mask. You can get that. It is an accessory. And then a recollection. A necklace adorned with a small cute bell. A gift for a cat. Oh goodness. Oh my god. Look at it. Look at it, bro. This is what I’m [ __ ] talking about. This is my game of the year. [ __ ] off, Claire. Don’t give a [ __ ] about that stupid game. This is where This is where it’s at. This is This is where it’s at. Oh, there’s something here. What is this? Sit. Oh, yeah. This is Someone was saying that earlier. What does this do, Kitty? [ __ ] cinema. This is a little creepy area. I don’t like it. My skin is crawling. Uh, I’m guessing I’m going to have to turn off that that frost somehow before I can go down. Did you hear that? Could that be Leia? Nah, I’ll just stop the [ __ ] stream right here, bro. What the [ __ ] was that? Oh, he has a poker. Get period. See? Oh no, bro. They added a whole horror section, dog. Oh, for sure. Oh, hello. Yep, Big Daddy’s here. I died. All right. Okay. Oh, I’m frozen. Oh my god, brother. Oh my god. You stupid [ __ ] Annoying ass, bro. hit me like three [ __ ] times. Oh, there’s another one. I am [ __ ] dead. God damn. Oh, we’re so new game. Plus three. Hardest difficulty. Let’s go. I don’t like this area. I do not. It is creepy. The walls are tight. I’m claustrophob. I’d say the deceased was an alchemist. A high ranking one, too. Could be the warden. Does he have a key on him? He fell to the legendary stalker in a single blow. She killed him with one hit. That’s crazy. Wait, we went up. We didn’t go down. Shortcut. I’m stuck. [ __ ] me. Let go of me. I’m dead. No. Look at him, bro. Look at him. Optimistic human fan meet up. God damn. Ah, here we go. All right. This is what I’ve been waiting for. This is what I’ve been looking for. I have been looking for a fight. What’s up, B? Oh, he cry cry. Oh my god. Okay, I’ll pull up. Boom. Oh, I’m so sorry. I deserve that. I deserve that. I deserve that. I deserve that. Oh, Sor. Oh my god. Okay, I’m dead. Brother, what the [ __ ] Holy [ __ ] This Stargazer so far, bro. So [ __ ] far. Oh my god. What are we doing? What are we doing? What are we doing? What are we doing? Lot better. Dark Souls 2. Is this what’s happening right now? What? What are we doing? What are we Why is there no Stargazer between here and where I have to go? Jesus Christ. Oh, that hits me. Okay. Oh my god. How long is this [ __ ] combo, dog? Jesus [ __ ] Christ. If the [ __ ] run back wasn’t so [ __ ] long, it wouldn’t be as [ __ ] annoying. But the fact that I have to run from from the the butt of [ __ ] nowhere to run, bro. What is this? Los is a list. Why did you not put a stargazer between here and where that [ __ ] is? Bro, what is going on? [ __ ] you. Die, [ __ ] Oh my goodness. Let me never ever fight that guy ever again. Okay, get me out of here, bro. Get me out of here. Oh no. You give me a stargazer. No. No. I have to defeat that guy to get a stupid [ __ ] stargazer. I’m about to uninstall this game. I’m about Oh, right there, bro. Right there. Aing hair follicle. A hair [ __ ] follicle. Right there, brother. I will uninstall you. Don’t try me. You’re not special. I don’t even want to look at chat cuz I know you [ __ ] are kick W. Kick W. It’s so funny. Kick W. How about we don’t Oh, okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Hey, hey, hey. If I die to gravity, this is getting uninstalled. It’s getting uninstucking try me. If I die to gravity right now, I am uninstalling this game so [ __ ] fast. Hey bro, that’s not funny. A Veronique, leader of this. Okay. Okay. All right. Veronic. Oh my god. Veronique is crazy. Oh, helicopter. Helicopter. [Music] Ooh, okay. I like your attacks. Oh my god, I lied. I don’t Okay, a human fight. Okay, I don’t mind that. I like it. I like it. My mind’s a blaze. Make it stop. set my mind ablaze. You are not You are not Aaron Joerger. Okay, I’m dead. I’m sorry. You are Aaron Jerger. I’m so sorry. [Music] No one for the sake of Okay. No one leaves this laboratory. Come on, bro. For the sake of That’s an easy parry. We should be able to get that easily. I [ __ ] parried that. Oh my god. Me, bro. God damn. I’m not getting a chance to breathe. She’s so [ __ ] aggressive. Let’s hope she doesn’t have a second phase. Oh, you getting Okay. Oh, I don’t have it no more. Oh my god. Oh my god. [Music] I I got a greedy there. I got greedy. I got greedy. Okay. Ow. Oh my god. I almost died. Oh my god. Oh my god. I panicked so hard there. Oh my god. God, I’m still panicking. All right, relax. Relax. Relax. Relax. I’m dead. I panicked soing hard there. For the sake of [ __ ] me. Woohoo. Woohoo. My god. Sit your dumb ass down. I must hold on. I’m sorry. That’s my fault. Ow. Why wouldn’t you get the up, you stupid [ __ ] Why did I do that? I don’t know why I did that. Also, why did my flying attack not put her to the [ __ ] ground? Slam her to the [ __ ] ground. No one leaves this laboratory. for the sake of Christ. No one this shoulder attack. Shove it up your ass, Miyazaki. Shove it all up there. I’m going to shoulder your [ __ ] [ __ ] Miyazaki. I’m like, what did he say? [ __ ] made for bro. No backstab. Come on. It popped up multiple [ __ ] times. Why didn’t you backstab right there? Is a backstab too much to ask for, bro? [Music] I hate this shoulder attack so [ __ ] much, bro. Uh, okay. BR twice. Three times. Please hit it. You hit it. But she didn’t go down. Why didn’t she go down? For the sake of Christ. Get up, you dumbassing puppet. Oh my god. Why does it take you 3,000 ancient before Christ years to get up, brother? Just get up. It’s not that [ __ ] difficult. No one leaves this laboratory. For the sake of Okay, I’m going to try the scythe. Alchemist bastards. What did your drugs do to me? Don’t lose reason. Veronique. Don’t give up. Don’t give in. [Music] [Music] I am indomitable. Bear the pain. Verique. Never surrender. [Music] Never give in. [Applause] What did I tell y’all? What did I tell y’all? Give me my scythe and I’ll make this lady my [ __ ] And I did just that. I did just that. Can I just [ __ ] kill her? I I I don’t want friends. I don’t I don’t care about the story. I don’t care about the ending. Chop her [ __ ] stupid ass horns off and and and make it into a [ __ ] weapon. I hope she can be at peace and rest now. I hope she [ __ ] rots in hell. No sympathy. Omen. Oh [ __ ] my boy. I must stop this monster before they unleash it upon the city. If you plan to continue exploring this facility, take this horn. Blow it if you find the two-faced overseer. So if we find the two-faced overseer, which is probably a boss fight, we blow the horn to bring him here. I’ll definitely do that. Even though it’s like a summon. We are more than halfway done with this. All we got to do is just lock in on the bosses. That’s it. Oh, you cannot convince me this is not the greatest weapon in this game. I won’t hear nobody out. This weapon right here is the best [ __ ] weapon in the game. Oh, I’m so sorry. I’m so sorry. You’re right. You’re right. You’re right. You’re right. You’re right. A break him. I puckered my booty hole soing hard. Holy [ __ ] He’s not dead yet, bro. [ __ ] die already. Oh, he’s dead here. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. [Laughter] Ah, it’s so good. It feels so [ __ ] good to be smart, intelligent, sexy, handsome, thick as feels so good. I wonder if I do it here or if I do it inside the Let me try it here. [Music] [Applause] Hey, bro. What the Why did that guy get called here? Okay, so I guess I have to do it inside the inside the boss room. Why the [ __ ] did that guy come in here? Oh, here we go. Oh, yep. Oh, wow. Oh my god. You are [ __ ] jacked. I was waiting for you. There we go. He’s here. Finish this. Where you at? Where you at, cutie? I need help. There he is. I need to make sure he lives as well. Oh my god. Ooh. Okay, he does good bit of damage, I guess. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh, he’s using the katana. Oh, he’s a gigachad. Uh-oh. Incoming. Woohoo! Keep pressing. Yeah, he he’s on me, so please do some damage. Beautiful in our favor. Yeah. Yeah. Let me let me let me let me do it. How is he not poisoned yet? He’s so aggressive. Oh god. Oh god. Get up. P. My homie is going to die. Oh, he dragged his ass. Oh my god. No. I tried to parry there. Me? Why did I try to parry? See, I’m not going to parry. Parrying is stupid. Where does he come from? Oh, he’s so cool. He jumped through that. Oh my god. You’re a I was admiring my boy. Leave me alone. Let me try something. Cube such conviction. It does heal him. Y’all lie to me. It does heal him. Ow. What? I got grabbed. What the [ __ ] I was in the air. How did I get grabbed? I was in the [ __ ] air. How did he grab me? No. Is he dead? No. How do I get him up? How do I get him up? Help. Help. Help. Help. Get up. He’s almost dead. Okay. Okay. Okay. We’re good. We’re good. He’s almost dead. He’s almost dead. Lock the [ __ ] in. Come here. Oh, sit down. We’re better. He doesn’t have a second phase, right? His head is exploded. Damn. Damn. Hey, we do this. We do this. Let’s go. Okay. Thank [ __ ] god he does not die. And I and I Ooh, the timing on that. We broke him. He got down. I helped him back up after giving him the sweetest [ __ ] back shot. Cinema. Hello. Hardfought victory over a dangerous opponent. But we have granted ho. You showed great skill during this fight. You must have had Stop. Stop. You’re making me blush. Stop. It increased the stagger window. He was getting staggered. Uh-oh. Oh, there she is. The legendary Stoka. How did you make it past the big guy? I need more time. Oh, she’s getting tired. What is that? A bloodborne vial. I’m coming, Romeo. I swear I won’t be late. Not again. What the freak is this? Not like I was with Carlo. She mentioned Carlo. What? Does she mean like she was trying to save Carlo? Is she trying to save Romeo? I thought Romeo was the reason you’re angry. What the [ __ ] are you doing here? We disagreed on nearly everything, but there was respect and on her part greatness. I must know. Did she say anything to you before she died? I do not trust him. I do not trust him. I do not I I do not trust him. I do not trust him. Did the medicine claim her sanity and finally drive her mad? I don’t trust him. I like that this DLC is telling us a lot about the alchemists. That’s really cool. That’s a real kill cool direction they went. The lore they they expanded on the lore even more. Like the lore before was just like mostly Pinocchio story, right? It was pretty simple, straightforward. But the elements they added to it and now the expansion of like the alchemist and what they have to do with all this is really really cool. Oh, wait. Your ass. Never mind. I don’t know why I was scared of you. You’re genuinely booty. Don’t pretend you can’t hear me. I saw you flinch. What the freak? Don’t pretend you can’t hear me. I Hello. Yes, you, my handsome friend. Surprised? Don’t be. This puppet isn’t really me. I’m well puppeting this one, you might say. Can you come find me, friend? Just venture a bit deeper into the ruins. But be careful. We don’t want you to get stuck somewhere as well. I don’t you you don’t know where you’re stuck. And what means I’ll find you. Sure, bro. Oh, hello. Oh, hello. Everybody wants to attack me now. All right. B. All right, guys. I’m just going to leave. All right. Keep working. I’ll keep working. I’m going to call your boss. I’m going to call your boss. I’m going to call your boss and tell him you’re not working. I’m going to [ __ ] snitch. Yep, that’s me. I’m going to be a Karen. Where is your manager? You [ __ ] [ __ ] I’m going to call the CEO. You’re going to get fired. They shadow dropped this [ __ ] That’s crazy. [Music] And there we go. We’re good. Ah, open this [ __ ] shortcut for the love of God. Thank you. Hey, bro. Hey, bro. Get back to your job, bro. [ __ ] you. [Music] Oh my god. Okay. Did he just put a mine down? Oh my god, he did. Am [Music] I playing Call of Duty? Did this [ __ ] just put a [ __ ] C4 on the [ __ ] ground? What? Where did my two of them [ __ ] Ow. I’m going to jump head first into my monitor. I swear to God. I was on a date with the daughter of one of the most important alchemists. Apparently, he didn’t approve. So, there was a huge ruckus. Ah, that’s why they left your ass behind. That is [ __ ] crazy. Bro was sleeping with the boss’s daughter and he expected to just be safe. What a [ __ ] idiot. A I’m going to get jumped here. Oh [ __ ] Here we go. Yep. What the [ __ ] is this? What the is this? I’m stuck inside of it. All right, bro. What the [ __ ] Huh? What the [ __ ] is this? Oh, what the hell? I got grabbed. Oh, you caused I’m dead. I’m not dead. Burn, burn, burn. Okay, another grab attack. God damn, you do a lot of damage. Oh, hell no. Oh, hell no. I missed. What the freak? I have decay on me now. You dead. Oh my god. Yeah, I’m dead. Oh my god. Yeah, I don’t have anything to clear that. Okay, not bad for a first try. I need fire here. I need fire for this green monster. This [ __ ] reminds me of that other green monster from the swamp in the base game. Shut the [ __ ] up. Okay, I’m sorry. I am so sorry. Ah, I saw it coming. I panicked though. No, don’t kill me. Okay, I’m alive. I’m alive. I’m dead. I’m looking at you. [ __ ] you. Okay, I’m sorry. [ __ ] God damn it. I was st I was [ __ ] stun locked. I could not [ __ ] move. Why you arched up like that? Hey yo, did y’all see that? Why this [ __ ] was arched up like that? What? What the freak? [ __ ] you. Yeah. In ass in ass in ass. Stupid [ __ ] Come here. What the what? It doesn’t have a second phase, right? What? Hey, get back here. I hate to say it, but we got to let this one go, buddy. Huh? After all that, this [ __ ] just runs away. Oh [ __ ] Oh my god. You’re right. This Oh [ __ ] Wait, this DLC is in the past. So that it has the move set of the swamp monster in the base game. It ran away. So now we have to kill it in the base game. [Music] I even said it. I even said it has the same attacks as the swamp monster. And I completely forgot that this DLC is in the past. That would make [ __ ] sense why it has the same move set cuz it is it but it’s just a baby here and then it grows into Oh my god, chat. They might have [ __ ] cooked. Oh, okay. All right. Yeah, getting drilled is crazy. I mean, what how else would you describe what was happening to me there? Bro has a [ __ ] drill on the top and he was poking my booty hole with it. Look at that. You can’t look at that and tell me that’s not getting drilled. Look, but like I’m going to draw your mother. Can I summon it? Can I summon here? Is that Is that a Is that a possibility? Wait, isn’t there a grindstoneone that helps you Is it a grindstoneone or I think it’s a grindstoneone that helps you automatically parry everything. Many, many unbearable moments later. All right, let’s try this bad boy. Oh my goodness. Okay, I died. But that was What the [ __ ] That’s insane. I’ve never used this [ __ ] grindstoneone. Is that where you [ __ ] used to beat this game? This grindstoneone. I bet the [ __ ] that commented on my video saying, “Actually, the Nameless Puppet is so easy, you need to just parry him.” You [ __ ] use this. That’s crazy. I’ve been playing on an extra hard difficulty called optimistic difficulty. [ __ ] you, [ __ ] [ __ ] you. Suck my balls. It looks breakable. Was that the puppet that was? Wait, what? Tiny words are written on dirt smudged scraps of paper. I’m trapped. My legs are unresponsive. I have water and biscuits. Luckily, only a puppet puppet fell with me. That extends my food supply. Those damned alchemists, they tricked me into falling down here. If I escape, I’ll report them all. Oh my god. It was trying to dig its way out for to save him. The constant pounding of the axe is driving me crazy. Insane. Why did this h happen to the very day I bought my wife a gift? What awful look. The dress got a bit torn, but it still looks good. I refused to die after spending so much money. I’ve accepted this hole will be my grave. I’m going to die here. To be honest, I was dead as soon as we fell. Without Rockhead, I’d be dead already. I lived a rotten life, but I’m glad for this chance to reflect on my final hours. And yet, I truly wanted to see you again, my love. Oh, we’ll get out somehow, and the three of us will live as a family. Even after everything humans did to this robot, to this puppet, he was still at the end trying to help this man get out of here. What the [ __ ] That’s so sad. [ __ ] this game. That’s so [ __ ] sad. Is that thing going to that a brain? What the talk? Wait, is this the guy? Don’t tell me this is the guy that talked to me through the through the little Oh, delightful. My charming, handsome, generous friend. You found me. Now, I don’t know how long I’ve been in this stuffy old box. What the? I’m stuck in a small damn box. Ask anyone. My arms and legs have just gone numb along with my ears, and it’s pitch black in here, of course. But wait, that certainly would explain a few. No, that would explain everything. My arms and legs, they don’t sleep. They’re They’re gone, aren’t they? This is so [ __ ] up. This machine? Are you joking? Of course I know this machine. I invented it. Oh my goodness. The subject of my own experiment. That’s what you get. That honestly, that’s karma. My days were already numbered. The machine can’t sustain life forever, even when it’s in perfect condition. But now, I’m far too smart to kick myself. It’s hopeless for me. I’m a brain. A brain in effect. Does that even count as being alive? I don’t know anymore. I I’ve reached a conclusion. I have a favor to ask. I want you to turn off the machine. I can do that. My future is mine to decide. Yeah, fair. Fair. No, I’ll help you. Sure. Thank you, my friend. No, I’ll do it. Yeah, no problem. Remember me? I I will You will definitely be remembered. Alexander Goodman. Alexander Goodman. I got you. I suppose first successful test subject of the mind keeper machine. That is crazy. What the Bro, what is this game nightmare? We got a we got music. What the [ __ ] is this game on? What the hell? It’s like a cracked out version of the base game. I would have never in a million [ __ ] years thought that he was like that. [Music] That is definitely a boss because there’s a summon right there. And when there is a summon, you know damn well that means the boss is going to be [ __ ] cracked. What the [ __ ] Oh, what the e [ __ ] me. Here we go. Anguished guardian of the runes. [ __ ] hell. Oh my god. Okay. Oh my I’m already dead. Okay. The piece on his head takes a lot more damage than his body. Noted. This is a [ __ ] mad deer situation. [ __ ] Come on, [ __ ] Holy [ __ ] The delay. Yeah. Look at that, Dami. Oh my god. Look at his death. Oh, I’m already dead. He look at that though. Fire is already burning him so he burns quickly. Holy [ __ ] bro. What the [ __ ] Oh my god, that’s too fast. Okay, brother. Brother, I can’t see what’s going on. I can’t see what the [ __ ] is going on. I can’t again I can’t see what he’s doing. Ah, okay. I see what we’re doing here. We’re breaking that. Okay. Okay. All right. So the thing the the the the stuff that glow on him, we need to break them. Come on. That was a parry. I tried to dodge there, bro. I deserve that. How the [ __ ] did we miss that? The the the the stuff that glow on him, we need to break them. See, sometimes you do that combo and sometimes you stop after the last swing of the trident. I should move forward when he does that. That just threw me off. What the [ __ ] was that? He attacked with his head. The the the stuff that glow on him, we need to break them. I period though. What do you mean? I don’t know what he’s doing half of the time. Like I’m trying to predict what attack he’s doing because he takes over my entire screen and I can’t I can’t cuz he has a little arm, right? The little arm with the with the trident. I can’t see that [ __ ] arm cuz it’s huge. Go to the gym, fatty. I I thought he would stop up that third attack, but no, he continued. Woohoo. My god, his second phase is in the middle of Okay, that’s not that bad. I thought he had a phase two full health bar. Okay, here we go. Simon, what the So, does he have elemental damage on his weapon now? Okay. What does he do? Uh, I don’t know what to do here. Oh my [ __ ] god. Yeah, I think I’m going to summon here. What the [ __ ] Okay. What the Okay. Yeah. No. Should have parried instead of dodge. I’m stupid. It It literally is though. Like I know we say it as a meme in the entire time from Softwareing Dark Souls 1 camera. I know it’s a meme, but it it literally is. He’s so massive that I don’t know what he’s doing half the time. Oo, okay. Nice. I did not know that was P. Oh my. Is this a finisher? What the Holy That’s That’s a lot of damage, boy. And I’m dead, bro. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. We learned some stuff, though. You can break Okay. Okay. You can break that piece of head and it takes a lot of damage off. All right. We’re learning. We’re learning. We We are learning. Thank God. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. No, that one shots me. Come on. [Music] I don’t know what to do in that situation. No. What the do you do when he just explodes the entire [ __ ] arena? I’m going to try it. Okay. Hey, what the [ __ ] do I do? What the [ __ ] Oh my god. this stupid attack. His body hurts me. His body moving his big fat ass body hurts me. Like I’m in the [ __ ] corner. How the [ __ ] do you expect me to see anything he’s doing? Ah, Miaaki, this is your fault. I don’t [ __ ] care. This is your fault, Miaaki. You want to [ __ ] piss me off? Like, bro, why are we messing up the easiesting things, brother? Why? Why? And I’m addicted. I can’t stop. I can’t stop. I I I need to take a break. I’m hungry. I’m losing it. My My head hurts. My ass hurts. My legs hurt. I need a break, but I’m addicted. I’m a Is this it? Light work. Get out of my game. Light work. Get out of my game. I own you. I own this game and everybody thating developed it. I am the souls like king. Don’t you ever [ __ ] forget that. You stupid little [ __ ] Don’t ever forget who this man is. You stupid [ __ ] Sit down. 6 feet under. 6 ft under. Stay there, [ __ ] I own you. Your family is mine. Your children are mine. I’m going to raise them to be better than you, [ __ ] Told y’all. I got it, bro. I got it. Just got to lock the [ __ ] Now we don’t have to worry about him tomorrow. Tomorrow we wake up, we stream. Fresh new [ __ ] place. Fresh new bosses. Only two left. Lock the [ __ ] in. You don’t need no summons. You don’t need no stupiding weapons. You just need to lock the [ __ ] in, chat. Remember that. Lock the [ __ ] in and nothing is impossible. All right, chat. If you remember yesterday, we locked the [ __ ] in, brother man. And what did we do? We beat this boss’s ass. Oh [ __ ] This is the gun weapon. Oh my god. I’ve heard so much about this [ __ ] Oh my god. What the [ __ ] Can I get this in real life? I would just like to have like a like a a prop replica. Oh my god. This is [ __ ] amazing. I don’t have the stats for this though. My motivity is at 33. Should I say [ __ ] it and just use it? To my dearest and most esteemed stalker. He’s Ledger Joker. What the personally see your face this very moment. How do you like my masterpiece? I poured my very soul into it with all my heart. No need for formal introductions. Of course not. For it is I, your dear Latino. Wait, I know this guy. Yes, it is. It’s the riddle guy. We found him in the base game, though. He was like pretty much dead. This is a sign to play Batman. This weapon, chat. Oh my god, this weapon is nice. You [ __ ] [ __ ] I’m going to go up there and [ __ ] you up, [ __ ] Father. Yeah, you look more like a father. Runth thy pockets. [Laughter] No, bro. This weapon is too good. This weapon is too good. Hey, [ __ ] Oh, what? There’s a continuation on that. What? Hold on. Oh, you’re so sick. Are you Dante? He shoots backwards, right? So that pushes him forward to do the SP. This might be game of the year. Oh my god. Ooh. Ooh. Delay, daddy. Okay, I’ll go [ __ ] myself. Here we go. Yep. This This is starting to feel like that that the base game final area where everything is just a [ __ ] Superman [ __ ] What the [ __ ] You didn’t learn from the base game and how everyone hated that final area that you made. So, you decided, “Oh, let’s double the [ __ ] down and make the final area of the DLC the same exact thing. [Music] We need to get him out of here. He’s unstable. Ow. Oh, I’m about to lose it. Ooh. Oh, I’m about to break something. Oh my god. Oh, I feel it. It’s like right there. I Oh my god. I feel it like rising. Holy [ __ ] It’s It’s almost there. It like We’re literally going to break something. Keep this up. And this controller is going up someone’s ass. I don’t know who, but somebody’s going to have to deal with this controller looped up moment. [ __ ] you, [ __ ] You I feel bad. That was a stargazer right there, too. I [ __ ] hate this game. If a fish jumps at me while I’m on this, I’m going to lose my [ __ ] mind. What did I say? Hey bro, you are testing my [ __ ] patience. I will literally go play night rain right now. I don’t give a [ __ ] What is going to jump at me over here? Okay. Yeah, follow me. Come here. Yeah, they following me. Oh, they following me. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. There’s a there’s a ch Oh, there’s a big ass chest over here. I have to come back here. The problem is I only have four healing for [ __ ] Mike Tyson. Oh, wait. There’s one more, right? There isn’t the last one. Ah, there you are. Nice of you to join us. Oh, yep. Okay. Yep. Okay. Yep. We just missed that. Good one. All right. All right. Update. We only have one healing going into it. We got it though. We got it. This is This is going to be light work. Watch. Oh, wait. He’s kind of easy. I say this and I’m going to die now. No, I’m not cuz he’s dead. Mike Tyson. More like I don’t know. Hi. Holy mother of Jesus. I have won. I caught you. Fish Salow, the old fisherman. Three days and three nights we battled. Uh-huh. I never slept nor ate. I fought and fought until I triumphed. They all said I would never catch any fish. You caught the biggest one. God damn. I fought the beast for three days and three nights. No fool, no sleep. Damn, you a giga chat boy. Caught it with my bare hands. With your bare hands, too. I am exhausted. Oh, I bet. Time to celebrate my triumph. And a beer is just what I need. I can go get you a beer. All right. So, he said go to the village and get a beer. I’m guessing the village is the other way. Oh, here we go. What is this? What is it going to be? You’re going to come out of the door, huh? It’s going to Yep. Here we go. Oh, I knew not to [ __ ] trust you. I [ __ ] knew it. Hey, my spidey senses were right. You think your story means anything? Shut the [ __ ] up, boy. Shut the [ __ ] up. I liked you better in Boulders Gate 3 and I haven’t even played that game. Shut your stupiding mouth. You truly are subbed. Okay, I’m dead. Oh my god, he does a lot. Ooh, what was that? Oh my god. Is he going to have a second phase? I hope not. Behold, an elixir of great power. Oh, you can heal. Oh, that’s cute. You’re not the first one. You’re trying to be Nameless Puppet so bad, Loro. You will never be him. I need to die. I need to parry that. If anything, parry that one attack. Okay, I’m dead. your legendary. So, he can heal. I wonder if I could break him out of his heal cuz I remember when I fought Nameless Puppet, you can break him. Not break him. You could just stagger him out of that heal. Okay, there we go. Uh-oh. Okay. Do you have a second phase? I hope not. Wait. Oh god. What the What? Okay, we need fire. Holy [ __ ] What the [ __ ] I have decay now. What the [ __ ] What the He he heals two times. All right. You want to heal little bro or what? Come on. His health bar was white. That should have broken him. That’s so stupid. That is so s You saw his health bar go white and it took it away from me cuz he wanted to heal. That’s so You cheated me out of it there. You cheated me out of it and I don’t like it. [ __ ] you, bro. Why? Give me the break. Wait. Oh my god. I I can’t [ __ ] breathe. That’s so annoying considering like I literally got him all the way [ __ ] down and then he goes into the second phase and just heals all the way right back up. Nightmare. Oh, hell no. What is this? Oh, bro. [ __ ] Okay, the perfect parry does help a lot. [ __ ] this game and second phases. I love second phases. It’s this [ __ ] attack that I just don’t know what to do against. God damn. He’s going to go into that stupid phase again. Watch. Q. Yeah. Here we go. I real Oh my god, he’s terrifying in this phase. What the [ __ ] Okay. Okay. No, we can get him. We can get him. We can get him. We can get him. We can get him. We can get him. I’m going to throw my balls at him. We can get him. [Music] It didn’t proc. It didn’t proc. [ __ ] you, bro. [ __ ] you. Ah. I was so close again. Yeah, exactly. That people keep saying switch the [ __ ] weapon, brother. New game plus three, hardest difficulty. It doesn’t [ __ ] matter what weapon I use. He literally two taps me. It does not matter. [Music] Does that Uh-huh. Yeah. I remember this time. I remember this time. I used the wrong one. I used the wrong one. I’m so stupid. I’m so [ __ ] stupid. I used the cube. Why did we use the cube? Why did I use the cube there? I’m so [ __ ] stupid. Why did I use the cube? God damn it. What did we There’s one more. Yep. Remembered. Remembered this time. Two at the end of it. Yeah, nice. Why? I am no longer born to be sacrificed. I risked it. I [ __ ] risked it and it [ __ ] paid off. Let’s go. Ah! Oh my god. I can’t believe my [ __ ] puppet string, the puppet string went through there and he wasn’t able to hit me out of the air. Oh my god. Risk and [ __ ] reward, baby. Holy [ __ ] Oh, he’s still alive, too. What do you got to say? Please, my dear good, kind fellow. Hear me out, please. Oh, shut the [ __ ] up. Can he kill him, please? All of it. Because of the alchemist and that damned in fighting. Yeah, I already know that, bro. I already know that. Don’t you see? I I have ended up like Veronique. Uh-huh. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You were talking hella [ __ ] 5 minutes ago, [ __ ] Don’t give me that. As far as trophies, are we good to just kill? We’re good. We’re good to kill him. Stay [ __ ] nice. Die. No. Shut the [ __ ] up. Shut up. This is from me in my chat, [ __ ] Die. Shut. Shut the [ __ ] up. Shut up. was chosen. Mhm. Yeah, bro. Shout out the [ __ ] puppet string. That’s that I thought for sure because I threw my puppet string and then he went into the red attack and I knew he was going to jump. I was like, I’m dead in my head. I was like, I’m I’m gone. It’s It’s over. But he missed me and I was able to hit him. And that was so [ __ ] beautiful, bro. And then we got the skill just in time for me to cinema. She’s not dead, right? Nah, bro. She’s not dead, dog. Stop, [Music] bro. Oh my [ __ ] god. Oh my god. Look at the painting as well. It’s [ __ ] beautiful. A painting created by Godard the blind painter has been painted roughly with oil paints. The painter trapped in darkness yearned for a ray of light to illuminate her from within. That light was connected to a profoundly blue and strange sky. After you returned my lost art supplies, I became inspired and finished my painting. This painting. As time passes, I am certain the world will acknowledge its true worth. To that end, please show this painting to as many people as possible. Bro, first it was grandma and now it was another person. Does the death team hate people with wheelchairs? What the [ __ ] Oh my god, I went in circle. Oh, look at the interconnectivity. There’s a [ __ ] item over there. Chat, is that item worth it? Is that item worth it? Should I go back for it? Yes, chat. I swear to God, if this item is not worth it, I’m banning all of you. Ban him. Ban him off. Ben. Ben. Ban. Ben. Ben. Let loose. Let the trigger off. Get them the [ __ ] out of here. I don’t want to see them in my chat. What is the item that I got? Hold on. What does it do? Temporarily increase maximum amount of HP, stamina. Wait, this is actually pretty cool. Mods. I lied. Don’t. Oh [ __ ] They’re already gone. Well then. Sorry. I got beer for you, friend. He’s going to die now. He’s going to give me the key as well. Time to celebrate my Ah, good. This is the bottle of beer I saved. I bought three bottles of this brew after my wife left me. Damn. I already drank two and now this is the last one. Let’s raise a toast to victory with the beer I saved for this day. And he’s dead. And he gave me the key. Rest in peace to the giga Chad. That is Salo the fisherman. Broke cat that big ass fish on his own. Fought it for three days and caught it. What a goat. Be careful. Be careful. Oh jeez. Here. We finally meet. Be careful. She might be aggressive. Who are you? My name is P. You look lies of P. Familiar. It’s me, Carlo. Romeo’s locket. [Music] [Music] Whoa. This is something very dear to me. Thank you for returning it. I concede you are not my enemy. I don’t I don’t want to mess with her. No time for regrets. Romeo is at the Rose Estate along with that damned puppet. The last time I fought Alakino, I just barely managed to get the upper hand. And that was when I was healthy. There’s no guarantee I’ll win this time. With Romeo’s life at stake, I accept your help. From one stalker to another, I Leia Florence, ask you to fight with me. Wow, I’m a detective. Doesn’t it come with a hat, too? It does. I look drippy as we’ll finish the game with with this outfit on. It looks good, Lucky. All I ready to go. Oh god. Oh god. Oh, did y’all see what she did though? Oh my god. You You’re pretty much soloing everybody, bro. You don’t need me here. She was She was lying when she said, “I don’t really need nobody with me.” And mind you, this is her weakened. She’s weak here cuz she’s sick. Look, she’s coughing. Bro, I’m the side character in this [ __ ] Omnori. Yeah, I have the key that I gave it. They gave it to you. Yep. Uh-oh. Hold on. Keep it together. Now, I need you for the final boss. That’s the Is that Romeo? Is that him? No. Oh [ __ ] Not you. Not like this. Holy. This wasn’t supposed to happen. What the [ __ ] Romeo’s letter. Oh god. Master Leah, by the time you read this letter, I’ll be at the zoo taking care of the matters I recently informed you about. Please don’t be concerned that I’m acting on my own. I’m not a child anymore. I hope instead you will focus on getting some rest. Your health won’t improve without it. I will bring you some fine coffee that suits your taste when I return. Your faithful apprentice, Romeo. Holy [ __ ] dog. That is so evil. [Music] A family’s happy. Oh, my family. They’re everything to me. In honor of Carlo’s upcoming coming of age party, Leah Carlo, what does that say? Sophia, excuse me. This petrification disease has everyone frozen with fear. frozen except for the trembling. Father ordered the quarantine measures at the first sign of trouble and Antonia’s music. [Music] Oh my god, it’s clicking. I am stunned the way they just connected everything. Antonia, ever since that day, I can’t recognize this world. I was intolerant, an ambitious man who be who came to believe his own genius reputation. Only focused on one thing, reaching the pinnacle of his field. When I learned of Venini’s brilliant work, I didn’t want to acknowledge him. How dare he try to ado me. I was vain, only satisfied when the world’s praise and attention were all mine. Let me guess. And he went to Simon for all of this. My world has lost all color. I think I understand to my very bones the old saying, “Hell is painful of remembering loss. So I am an empty man again, Antonia. Even now, Jeppe Jeppetto is no different than a puppet’s hollow shell. I have one last worry. The child I decided to let him try to live in Camille’s world, and that meant a world without me. Thanks to you in the Mana Charity House, the child grew up happily. I think I am grateful. Leaving the child was selfish. I can’t deny it. Leaving him to grow up without parents was unforgivable. And yet, I still believe it was the right path. Instead of growing up in a world ash and ruined, Carlo had you. I hope someday you can forgive this old fool. Antonio, your friend, Jeppe. This man was so obsessed with his work and trying to better his creations or whatever that he gave up his owning child and put him in this charity house. That’s how Carlo came to know Sophia, Antonia, the entire gang. He even met Romeo and Leah here. Oh my [ __ ] god. Oh. All right, here we go. Woo! Five of us. Who the [ __ ] is that guy? Oh, that’s him. Where’s the legend I faced before? He’s creepy looking. Shut up, you filthy puppet. Oh, no. No, no, no. I must ask. Did you actually believe you could save your beloved apprentice? Oh my goodness. Oh, there he is. And who might you be? The blood artist. I think I need uh Wait, can I res her hop up? Hypest of honor takes the stage. Oh my god. Does he have a legion arm? This is the end. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. This one I know. Holy [ __ ] Hey, eat that. Eat that. Eat that. Hey, how do you like some balls? You stupid. Oh, you definitely have a face, too. You are ass. At least your first phase. This is exactly what I’ve been waiting for. This what Brother, what the Mellennia? What the Hey, brother. I was lying. It was a joke. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I will enter into your eyes that will haunt you forever. Time to exit my stage. I swore an oath to Carlo. I swore I would never be late again. I won’t lose anyone else. Romeo. Oh, this is going to suck when she dies. Oh my god, the voice acting. Did y’all hear that? I would rather you keep that attack for the second phase, but I feel you my dog. I feel you. Share your pain. Show me your truest fears. As you wish. I will carve dread into your eyes that will haunt you forever. That’s a continuation. Okay. How stubborn. We survived. Foolish. How very human of you. What, bro? What? Like what? Oh. Oh my god. I do. Ah. Ah. Why would you not summon for that? That was beautiful. Oh my goodness. Holy [ __ ] I will carve dread into your eyes that will haunt you forever. Stubborn and foolish. I’ll par you to my I had my I had my parry up though. Ouch. [Music] He was low. Why did you lock on to me like that? That is the play though. That is the play. That is the play. Break him and then use the thing. You came here from the royal bear with you. You are a Leia. Please heal. I saw you heal earlier. No, no, no, no, no. Don’t miss it. Uh-huh. I will kill you if it’s the last thing I do. This is so epic. Come at me, idiot. [Music] He’s almost dead. Oh. Ah, [ __ ] you, [ __ ] Sit down. Sit the down. Let’s go. light. You’re nothing. You spoil the imagine he has to face through this. Oh, this is so epic. Oh my god. Oh my god. That is so epic. Oh my god, I did that. Please tell me I could do that in the regular game now, right? Oh my [ __ ] god, that was cinema. There’s Romeo. Thank you. You’re welcome. Let’s go. [ __ ] yeah. Can I keep that? It is ours. I mean, she’s going to die anyways. The rose’s memory reach the ending. Round [ __ ] A. You did it again. That was a [ __ ] masterpiece, brother. Master [ __ ] piece. I want to see less [ __ ] goes and W’s in the chat for round eight cuz that was [ __ ] amazing. It went above and beyond what I [ __ ] expected. I’m not going to lie. I went into it. More Lies of P. Let’s go. The way they expanded on the story, the way they made the bosses somehow even more cool than the base game. This is this is insane. This um now that we officially have Lies of P done with the DLC as well, I will stand on this until the day I die. This game right here is better than some From Software games. And this game deserves to be in every single tier list of all Soulsorn games. I don’t [ __ ] care. I do not [ __ ] care. This game deserves it. This is the best Souls lack of all time. I cannot wait for the comments that are going to tell me all about me summoning, all about me using consumables. Hey, if you’re one of those, suck my ass. [Music]
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▬ Contents of this video ▬
0:00 – Intro
1:28 – lies of OP
7:43 – Dark Souls 2
11:23 – Bombardino Crocodilo
15:48 – Atomic Heart
18:05 – Markiona
26:31 – Miyazaki Circus
36:52 – CINEMA
39:55 – Lost Izalith
45:25 – Veronique
52:52 – Jolly Cooperation
1:00:28 – Dark Souls 4
1:08:52 – Prepare to Cry
1:13:14 – Midir 2.0
1:24:48 – Prepare to Rage
1:30:55 – Miguel O Hara
1:41:10 – Hate Crime
1:42:08 – Lore Dump
1:50:27 – Consort Radahn 2.0
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