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actor. [Music] Nice. Please. [Music] [Music] I’m a mechanic. [Music] God damn. [Music] My friend, there is someone who wants to meet you. [Music] Hi, I’m Bry. We spoke on the phone. Uh, excuse me. Excuse me. Hello. Yes. No. Dad, no. I have to work tonight. No, I am not breaking up with you. What are you, 11? Grow up, Chad. I love you, but this is my career. This is my career. Hi. Sorry. Uh, where were we? Yes. Okay. I need you to sign this release here. This release here. And this release right here. And initial here. Great. So, that just means the show can go on, right? Because this is show business. Anyway, this is Arena War, show business for the selfie generation, marketed by the baby boomer generation. My god. Hey, here he comes now. What What do you think about the national anthem? The national anthem? Yeah, the national anthem. It’s uh like a sports event. Patriotism is back. But it’s not a sport. Our tagline is this isn’t sports. This is life and death. Wow. It’s going to be a sport someday. I mean, like football and soccer, only in cars. Welcome to Alan Jerome Productions. I’m Al Jerome. Love the outfit, by the way. Do you want to drive? Are they going to drive? They signed a release. Well, that means something’s happening. I want to stab him with a fork. I’m such a sellout. Film school. I went to film school. All that money. I want to make art. Sugar. It’s Briany. Hey, for the record, Briany sounds like a man. No, it doesn’t. You get dressed, take the car, and get out there. Don’t break a leg. And uh and then we’ll we’ll show you around. And good luck. Just sort of smash things and listen to the commentator. Coming Alan Alan sounds. [Music] Hey, you did good. And you’re going to be a huge internet star, which is the most important thing. I love you. I [ __ ] love you. I love this person. You’re going viral. I love it. I want the whole show. Sign them up. Good contract. Fair partners. This is modern entertainment and you’re going to get rich. Okay, I need to get an entirely non-erotic medically supervised massage to calm down. I love you both. We’re going to get rich. I’ll see you later. Remember, we shoot after lunch. Let me show you around. This is Sasha. He’s your mechanic. He gets the cars ready for the show. Sasha. Hello. Hello, Armenia. Techno. Oh, good techno. This is a garage where you can store your cars and leave instructions for Sasha. It’s probably best that you write them down. He’s very talented, but evidently communication can be a little limited. And this is your career path. Uh, well, no, this is Peter’s career path who you bought the place from. Uh, Peter came to uh an unfortunate end, but it’s why you got the place, right? We are in production here. We are making viral entertainment. Where’s my tea? [Music] Here we are. Arena War. This place is, as they say, crunk. Crunk to the max. On our sponsor, Sprunk Fuel. I’m Al Jerome with the very famous Jock Cranley. Well, thanks, Al. I wouldn’t miss this for the world. A stadium packed with rabid lunatics full of liquor and opioids that you can sell t-shirts and hats to. This Looks like we’re almost ready for this wreck match. Speed. I am speed. What he’s doing? [Music] [Music] They can keep like another [Applause] Wow. Wow. Wow. Lots of VIPs in the spectator box. Arena war spinning. Yes. Yes. Looks like a spectator has a drone to cause some trouble. Two races left. Who’s going to make it? Looks like the arena war is getting some [Applause] [Music] [Music] [Music] Another one. [Music] Someone’s going to throw it down. [Music] What? We’re flying to Philadelphia. Oh, hell no.
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