The Free DLC of my Indie game will be EPIC

    What’s wrong, doctor? I’m sorry, guys, but your girlfriend can’t get pregnant. Her body has an army of bacteria that kills all sperm before reaching the egg. That’s great news. Oh, come on, Grandpa. This is serious. Yes, please help us, Grandpa. Doctor, is there something we can do to help? Well, there’s one thing. You need to smoke this weed so you can shrink and travel to the cervix. This is some hillbilly type of [ __ ] Here are the guns, guys. What for? You need it for protection. Remember, there’s bacteria inside her vagina. [ __ ] yeah. Who is going to sleep with your wife? Grandpa, who is going to chill but kill if he has to? Grandpa, who is the guy that will put Triple S to slap her? Hey, grandson, wake up. We are inside your girlfriend’s vagina. Whoa, this is awesome. Either you have a big dick or she has been with him. Now, let’s get your girlfriend pregnant. This ain’t right. You ain’t got to tell me. I can feel it. Yeah.

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