The Nightreign DLC was so good it made me finish
So, they finally made a DLC for Night Rain. I feel like a lot of people kind of forgot about this game. I mean, I barely even played it myself, too. But in full honesty, I am excited for this DLC. Don’t mind me, ladies and gentlemen. Stand back. You’re watching professional. Indicates a door. Perhaps concerns in here. What new loca? What the [ __ ] Okay, I wasn’t expecting this. I’m about to go crazy. I’m about to go crazy. Watch this. Oh my god. Oh my god. Hey. All right, DLC’s over. With the DLC, they introduced two new characters, the Scholar and the Undertaker. Now, everyone seems to love the Undertaker for uh some reason, but personally, I prefer Scholar. All right, let’s try Scholar out. Look at him standing all proud. But take one look at his stat sheets. Bro ain’t good at nothing. Bro ain’t good at nothing but arcane. Hold on. What did I just do? What’s going on? What did I just do? What am I doing? Get back here. I’m analyzing him. Hold on. I’m analyzing him. No. What? What did that do? Did that do anything? Hold on. Analyze the boss. I got this. Shoot. What did I do? Don’t know. The boss. I got this. I’m not going to lie, I have no idea what I’m doing on scholar. I’m going to have to wait until UI drops a tutorial on him. But in the meantime, I’m hopping back on my main Wilder. Shit’s [ __ ] serious. Look at me. I’m pissed off now. All the enemies are from the DLC. It’s [ __ ] over. That was a boss. Oh no. All the enemies are from the DLC. GG. It’s over. GG. Merchants, buy that. Wait, that’s the that’s Oh, wait a minute. I know who’s in this game. I know exactly who’s in this game now. Hold on a second. What’s going on? Yo yo yo yo yo yo yo. Oh, I see you got some new moves. [ __ ] bro. You’re going to need a lot more than that to stop me. You’re going to need a lot more than that to stop me. All right. Funny thing is, this boss is weak to sleep. Holy [ __ ] I’m [ __ ] Ah. All right. Give me a [ __ ] challenge next time. Oh, [ __ ] no. Oh, [ __ ] no. I’m so dead. Easy dodge. What happened? Kill this one. She looks scary. Kill this one. She looks scary. Oh, thank you. All right, that scholar, dude. Oh, and King, she came back. I’m not ready. I’m not ready. I’m not ready. I’m not ready. Please kill this one. No. No. She is. No. This is unfair. No. No. Bro, I know why I lost. I know exactly why I lost. I wasn’t wearing my goat’s skin. That’s why I lost. That That’s the only reason. Yo yo yo yo. No. Uh-oh. They’re crucifying me. What the [ __ ] dude? Dude, they they legit run away from you, bro. This is ass. I’m so dead. I’m so tired, too. What was it like an 8v1? Did you see that? Every time I went to go attack a different one, they would jump out the way. Talk about the most annoying thing in human existence right there. My lord. Jumping out the way every time I try to go attack you. Shut the [ __ ] up, Windows. Please, for the love of God. For the love of God, I beg. Yo, get your ass back here. Look at her. She’s running away from me. Get the [ __ ] Get the [ __ ] [ __ ] ass back here. Oh my god, bro. Oh. Oh my god. I think I [ __ ] hate this game. After defeating the balancers, we unlock a new Nid Lord boss, the Dreg Lord. Okay, that’s a bad sign. The Drag Lord doesn’t have a weakness. And with a new night lord boss comes new day bosses. Man, I sure do hope they added someone fun. We got Don’t tell me who I think it is. Don’t tell me who I think or whoever added this I hope gets fired. D. Whatever game they make next, I swear to God it better not be Elder Ring 2. Oh my god. No way I [ __ ] live this. No. No way I live this, bro. I lost I lost my one of my winding graces, too. Oh, hell no. Jesus Christ. I think I [ __ ] hate this game. All right, these buildings right here are a blast. I call these the boss rush towers because it’s like three levels of nothing but boss fights. Who we got? I don’t care who we got. All right, second boss down. Who we got at the top? Huh? He has a,000. Oh no. No. We got this. He has a 1,000 M. Oh no. Oh, we got to beat him. Oh, ain’t no way he’s the one that teleports. You got to be kidding me. You got to be kidding me. Game. All right. Never come here ever. Oh my god. Where the game? You expect me to make it there? Are you kidding me? Don’t be the worst game ever ever created. Please don’t be the worst game ever created. Go, go, go, go, go. This better leave me somewhere good. No. Turn. No. I pressed the wrong button. Oh, I hate this game. All right. Can we all agree this is the worst game ever made? All right. Can we agree this is the best thing? Can we agree this is the best thing ever made? I think I think we can all agree this is the best thing ever made. Oh, he’s buffing up out of my wash, [ __ ] Okay, you can’t knock him out of it. It’s not like DS1. Grab [ __ ] Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh. Oh my dude. Dude, it’s just like his intro, dude. That’s so badass. The way I clutch this, right? Okay. Oh, Taurus, I’m so sorry, buddy. I’m so sorry. You weren’t even that Yeah. Yeah. He Yeah. Yeah. He wasn’t even that hard. All right, though. First time fighting a drag Lord. Will I win? No. My lord, his arena looks stinky as hell. Yo, chill, chill, chill, chill, bro. Let me chill, bro. Let me [ __ ] heal. Here we go. Where is he? Oh, what the bro? All right, bro. Bro definitely has bro definitely has a phase too. You can’t lie. Yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo. Where am I? Where am I? Where am I? Where’d you get that? Back it up. Back it up. Back it up, Jerry. Where did you get that plus seven? Is that not plus eight? Is that not a bit much? Did he just turn into that? What the [ __ ] Oh no, there he is. All right, one heal, one res. I got this. Why the camera zoom out? You thank God he’s missing. Since Night Rain is a co-op game, I decided to play with some familiar faces you might recognize. The goats, Gasmania, and Seronius. This is the collab I didn’t know I needed. Oh, here we go. Oh, I see another crystal, too. I’m going for it. Oh, I see it, too. Yeah. Yeah. Oh [ __ ] Oh, I made it. Oh my god. How the [ __ ] you make that? I’m all you, bro. What the [ __ ] die? How the [ __ ] you make that, bro? [ __ ] Oh, [ __ ] I’m toast. I’m toast. I’m toast. Oh my god. Just gun me down. Oh no. Oh my god. I ain’t got nothing to worry about. I got I got to remember I got to remember who I’m playing with, too. What? Did you just spare the spell? Yeah, but she wasn’t close. Bro, that character is actually crazy. There you go. An nice. Thank you. And he is gone, bro. My FPS is [ __ ] up. We make a pretty good team. Holy. Yeah, for real. What is going on? There’s just bad [ __ ] everywhere on my screen. Cool, bro. Yo, I got grabbed. Oh my god. Mama. Oh, [ __ ] crucified. Killer. Yes, sir. Hell yeah. Light is light, bro. Knock off me. They’re doing Yeah, they’re on capital. Yeah. Bad [ __ ] on me. [ __ ] Bad [ __ ] on you. Ever. Damn. Am I right? I got my ultimate back. Finally. Get that [ __ ] back. Finally. Save me. Save me. Everyone can know me. Oh, me. Oh my god. Oh, bro. Look at that damage. Oh my god. Oh my goodness. Yo, that is crazy. Wait, we’re going we’re going here. Yeah, we’re going to go straight to this tower. It’s just a straight shot jump from here. I got you. I got you. Oh my god. There we go. Hit that cheeky buff right in front of him. Boom. Yes, sir. Get some frost. Oh, how many buffs we got? What the [ __ ] He does have a plus two. Watch out. No, that’s negative two. Oh, dumb ass can’t reach. Sorry. [ __ ] It’s all I’m just going to al now. [ __ ] it. Yeah, you’re aling. Yeah, I need my HP back. All right, [ __ ] it. Got you, bro. Oh, yeah. Go. Real one. Oh, watch out. Oh, I’m out of here. See you guys later. Yo, that’s my [ __ ] DS gut right there. I [ __ ] missed. I got hit by one of them. Yo, that’s what I [ __ ] get. Debbuff him. Nice. [ __ ] Drag Lord, bro. Right, bro. He lowkey does look like Gail. That’s crazy. Like the way he moves like with that big ass cape. fight. Yeah. Oh, [ __ ] Okay. He’s on me. He’s on me. No, he’s just screaming. He’s just screaming. I don’t know who he’s on. He’s just swinging. Yeah. Oh my god. Oh my god. Yo, relax. Relax. Holy. Oh. Yeah. He’s screaming. God, they’re going crazy. Go, go, go, go, go, go. Get some more. Get some. Get some. Get me. Oh my god. Oh, [ __ ] death note piano, bro. Death Note piano right there, dude. That’s actually so crazy. That’s so badass. Dead ass. No. On God. [ __ ] What the [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] This ain’t good. Doing it. Oh no. That’s not good. You’re going to parry that. No way. No way. That’s actually crazy, right? Yeah. Not genuinely. That was a waste of all. Oh no, it wasn’t. Got you guys. Don’t let anyone get it. It doesn’t matter. Is there? Just swing. Just swing. Just swing. We got this. Easy ass fight. Easy ass at fight. Easy fight. Easy fight. Don’t worry. Don’t worry. Yes, sir. Get up, bro. Dude, what? First try again today. No, it’s we went from like him feeling like impossible to like nah, he’s not that bad. That’s what you say. Cap. We make a pretty good team.
So the new Elden Ring Nightreign dlc just came out and I am hyped. Even though nightreign isn’t as popular as traditional souls games. Myself and many other still love it. The dlc brings back the goat Artoairas from Dark Souls, and the demon princes from Dark Souls 3. Maybe someday we will se some Dark Souls 2 bosses in future dlcs!
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