Glad I watched this – saved me some money! (Also, that crouch walk? Are they hoping people will just buy it for that view?)
NoelKMUFC on
You play as Sandra Buttocks.
xXSoulReapperXx on
I mean I thought it was pretty obvious from their first trailer that this would be nothing more than a gooner trash so a 4/10 or lower shouldn’t be a shock to anyone.
General_Boredom on
Did anyone actually expect this to be good?
MisunderstoodBadger1 on
I read this as Code Veronica at first and was confused
Pavillian on
doesn’t even deserve a review
Vayshen on
Damn. I silently hoped this would be like the DOA volleyball games. Get in for booty, end up staying for the surprisingly fun gameplay.
BreastUsername on
I don’t think high of IGN but I also don’t look down on them as much as others, but I am surprised they gave it that high of a score. Except for the okay’ish lighting, the game looks god awful. 2 out of 10 at most. The bar must be very low for games like this.
Humble-Criticism6762 on
I got the game for free and I still feel scammed. Although, I platinumed it, because its a really easy platinum.
coffeandkeyboard on
The devs behind this game, teamkillmedia, have released a bunch of games in the last 10 years. All seem to be asset flips, mediocre games. Wonder how profitable they are doing this. Do games really buy this kind of crap?
red_sutter on
It is amazing how much coverage and talk this game is getting. The devs’ previous game was hot trash that also tried to use hot women as a selling point, which should have been red flag enough to steer people clear of this. I guess people are just *that* desperate for a new Dino Crisis?
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Glad I watched this – saved me some money! (Also, that crouch walk? Are they hoping people will just buy it for that view?)
You play as Sandra Buttocks.
I mean I thought it was pretty obvious from their first trailer that this would be nothing more than a gooner trash so a 4/10 or lower shouldn’t be a shock to anyone.
Did anyone actually expect this to be good?
I read this as Code Veronica at first and was confused
doesn’t even deserve a review
Damn. I silently hoped this would be like the DOA volleyball games. Get in for booty, end up staying for the surprisingly fun gameplay.
I don’t think high of IGN but I also don’t look down on them as much as others, but I am surprised they gave it that high of a score. Except for the okay’ish lighting, the game looks god awful. 2 out of 10 at most. The bar must be very low for games like this.
I got the game for free and I still feel scammed. Although, I platinumed it, because its a really easy platinum.
The devs behind this game, teamkillmedia, have released a bunch of games in the last 10 years. All seem to be asset flips, mediocre games. Wonder how profitable they are doing this. Do games really buy this kind of crap?
It is amazing how much coverage and talk this game is getting. The devs’ previous game was hot trash that also tried to use hot women as a selling point, which should have been red flag enough to steer people clear of this. I guess people are just *that* desperate for a new Dino Crisis?
one of the game its so bad that its just bad