I’ve always been a huge Mario fan, until one day this one game I downloaded changed everything…
it was a cold summer night and I was awake at 3 am. I was bored for shit so I decided to google fun bootleg Mario games to install on my shitty laptop, little did I know what i was getting into.
I came across this one website that had “Mario kart tour.exe” advertised, so my curiosity clicked it and installed the game.
my laptop started to make weird grinding noises the moment I launched the game, and static started coming from the speakers. I assumed it’s just the fan getting old so I thought nothing of it, until scary hyper realistic Mario with bloody eyes popped up on my screen and said my pc is now haunted.
I then heard a knock on my door where Nintendo ninjas took me away threw me in jail for piracy, and then the scary Mario came to my jail cell stole my liver and stabbed me 37 times in the chest where I died.
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