GTA5 Online – A Safehouse in the Hills DLC!
Welcome to the neighborhood. >> I’m protesting AI. BOOM. >> HI, I’m Michael. I’m in the game. So, we’re going to see Michael soon. FULL SPEED AHEAD. WHEN did Mexican Will Smith get here? >> It looks like the main thing where you get to play with Michael in GTA V, you can’t do you got to do it solo. >> Vanish, your arrow is moving so slow on the map. >> Shut the [ __ ] up. >> No, dude. It I’ve been waiting here for like 20 minutes. It’s not going to take 20 minutes. I’m like right around the corner. >> I can literally see in the map. You’re not around the corner. >> Yes, I am. >> I’m watching you. >> I’m around two corners. I’m around two corners. There’s literally two corners. >> You actually called a cab. >> No, this is my assistant. >> Oh, >> moving up in life. Where do you want to go? You go anywhere you want. >> Um, >> literally anywhere. Wait, what? Why did I get out? >> I don’t know. >> Why did I get out? He kicked me out. He kicked me out. >> It did the same to me. Ah, okay. I lie. That was a cab. >> This is my assistant. This is my assistant. His name is R2-D2. >> It’s those I’ve seen those in LA before. >> Oh, self-driving car. >> Yeah. Stop. >> Yeah. >> I thought it was like one of those little delivery robots for food. >> Yeah, that’s what I thought it was going to be. Those little [ __ ] Uber robots. >> I don’t know. >> I’m protesting. >> Take that [ __ ] collector. >> Protesting. >> Yo, stop. Stop stealing our jobs. My dad was a cabbie. Yeah, free travel. We ain’t paying for this. We ain’t paying for this. This is free robot. Do it for me. >> What the [ __ ] dude? Why your body fall like that? >> You [ __ ] tiger. Honk again. Is this what you want? Huh? Yeah. >> Do it again. What are you doing? Do it again. >> What are you doing? >> Oh my gosh. It’s like Mike Tyson on Shark Testosterone. Let me play DLC. >> So, the main draw of this DLC is buying mansions >> and the missions. >> Yes, but you need the mansions first in order to start the missions. I have a theme to my mansion. >> Mhm. >> Oh, I see it. >> Yes. >> Is that it right there? >> Where where is it? Yes, that’s it. It’s not inflammable. >> This is nice. Lou, is this come from just streaming on YouTube and begging for super chats? >> No, this is what happens when you leave YouTube for >> I’ve been doing that for years and I don’t have this mansion. >> Wait, can we all take a shot at the same time? >> As he’s drinking as he’s putting it down his neck. >> I to be honest, I’ve never drank with people. >> Uh yeah, pregame shots. Then we’re going to cockatus. Let’s do this. Yeah. >> Go. 3 2 1 go. >> Yeah. The good times at Merry Mint. >> This is blurry. >> Oh, it’s gotten really blurry. >> What you put in these drinks, Lou? >> I this time. >> What’ you put in the drink, Lou? What the hell? >> Why don’t I have another one? >> Holy [ __ ] One more. One more. One more. >> One more. It’ll be fine. It’ll be fine. >> All right. Three, two, one. >> I can’t even grab it. I Dude. All right, I think that’s enough. There’s a time to call it time. >> That’s the old fell. >> I’m not anti-Semitic. I got a problem. I got bone to pick with them. I can’t say it. Even if I’m drunk, I might get demonetized. >> Look at the way I run. I run funny. I run like I got a poo in my pants. Where’s the toilet? Where’s the toilet? Where’s the toilet? Where’s the toilet? >> Stairs. Where’s the toilet? I need to find the toilet. I need you to poop so bad. >> You’re going so quickly. Like, >> damn. I sober. I sobered up. >> Not that guy. >> I’m sober. >> Let’s work out. >> It’s one week later. >> Here we go. Performing a rep. Look at his face, dude. >> How many could you really do? No. >> Look at his face. >> Yeah. Look at his zipper. Look at his pants. He has a rip. He has a rip. >> Don’t look at it. Look at the >> Don’t LOOK AT IT. I’M NOT FUNNY. >> YO, no rift, dude. >> Yeah, in my in my arms. In my muscles. >> One more. Come on. Come on. >> 15. >> Okay. Jeffrey Epstein, calm down. >> Temporary bonus. Gand. Temporary boner. Gand. >> Okay. They’re probably not. He didn’t hear our joke. >> Temporary boner g. >> I got to use it. 15. >> Oh my gosh. Come in. >> Come and set a pee. >> Come down to the pool. Come down to the pool. This is the best feature of the new DLC that I can guarantee you. >> Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. >> Yeah. Come on. >> Oh yeah. >> Oh yeah. >> Hey, you got those [ __ ] swim chores? >> That’s right. It was two for one. You gave me your second one. >> What the hell are you doing? Are you washing your hair? >> Yeah, I wash my hair. Why not? I just chlorine. >> Yeah, I just chlorine. >> He’s just drinking. Great for the hair. Look at that. >> How pissed off would people be if we did the stream and this is what we give them. If >> we did the hot tub stream in GTA 5. >> Hey guys, welcome to the hot tub stream. Thank you. Thank for everything you’ve done. >> Thank you for the million subs and we do apologize if you feel uh wronged. Thank you, Evan. Yes, this is it. This is all the super chats we stole. Um, but yeah, this is it because Noglov had too many mechies and he didn’t want to show his body on the internet. >> Yeah, my body, my choice. Okay, you going to argue against that, huh? Nazi. >> Yo, you guys are moving in sync right now. That was ugly. >> Why? Were you homophobic? >> Homophobic? >> Why? It was ugly. >> Homophobic. Oh my gosh. Even your hairdresser’s gay, dude. You got money. >> He’s in LA, >> dude. Soda [ __ ] haircuts on my >> Hey, get one. Get one. Get one. Come on, >> Brian. This is my room over here. >> Let’s see. >> That’s a nice room. >> That’s nice. It’s a nice room. >> My room. >> When did Mexican Will Smith get here? >> This is real nice. >> When did the Fresh Prince of San Diego get here? When did that pencil get here? >> Holy [ __ ] That pencil. What’s that Mexican slurry? You can just just change it to Bick. >> Legitimately have not joined enjoyed anything in this mansion except for that. >> All these trophies. >> These are my GTA. I spend too much time in this game trophies. This is for getting to level 100, level 500, >> earning over um $100 million. >> Earning, not buying. >> Yeah. This one’s from uh having an account older than um 10 years. And this is for having a world record in one of the races. Wait, are you serious? >> Yeah. >> Is that zebra [ __ ] the other zebra? >> Damn. I must have like I must have like 10 of these then if I buy a house. >> Yo, this is this is a stupid garage. >> No, no, no, no. Look at this. Isn’t this >> You have to drive through your hallway to get out of the house. Stupid. What’s in here? What the [ __ ] is this? This is a stupid bedroom. There’s a The bed’s not even comfortable. >> The way you’re saying things, you sound so jealous. >> That screen’s too big. It hurt your neck. >> I don’t want that haircut. It is I >> fresh prince of the future so bad. >> What the hell? >> Do you not like it? >> No. He’s copying me. >> He did it, babe. >> I’ll go back. I just want to hear him say you copied me. >> What about over here? What about over here? >> No, there’s candy right here if you want some. >> Where? >> Let’s fight. >> No, I got to see what’s downstairs. >> What if he locks us up down here >> and ruins us? It it wouldn’t be then I would be happier with the candy. >> Okay. Armory to the left, club to the right. >> Wow. >> Why the [ __ ] would you need a club in your own home? >> You have a club? >> You know how a club in your own house? >> This is ridiculous. Ooh, dance. >> I I don’t think you have a permit for this. I’m going to report you. >> Why are you so jealous? >> I’m reporting you >> for what? >> Click twice if you’re in danger. Lou, this is when you realize it’s not about how cool the club is. It’s about who goes there. >> Dude, I I just invite you walking. You guys see Brian dancing on his own. >> Hey, listen. You guys ready? I’m going to host the party. >> All right. And we going back to the club now. >> You guys can come back to the club, but I have my real friends here now that aren’t jealous OF MY SUCCESS. >> WHAT? DUDE, there’s a ton of people at the club. It’s popping. >> Oh, now the club’s too crowded. I can’t have conversations with my friends. >> Shout over everybody. >> Hey, Nola. Yeah. >> You having a good time? >> Having a good time? >> What the [ __ ] did you just say? >> Hey, bro. Yeah. You having a good time? I’M HAVING A GREAT TIME, LOU. >> YES. >> You’re gay. >> I probably This house sucks. >> Hey girl, you ever been with a pencil before? >> Yeah. You ever been with Kim Jong-un pencil? I could take this dig in your [ __ ] cuz like this pencil sharpen himself in your ass. That’s right. Is that mini lad over there? >> All right. >> Oh, >> that’s how that’s how you end a party right there. >> That’s how you That’s how you shut down a party. >> All right. You guys ready? I’m ready for the missions finally. How long have we been doing this for? >> Uh, we’ve been going around free roam for an hour and a half. >> All right, I got to go pick >> the phone. >> Yeah, I got to answer this phone and then we can start it. >> Morpheus, get me the [ __ ] out of here. >> It’s me. It’s Obby. You don’t know me. That’s not important. You’re being watched. Everything you do, there is the matrix >> everywhere. Freaking no ways. Those driverless taxis. The whole company is basically an FIB field office. I can prove it. Whatever we can get out of this, you can keep. I don’t need the money. I need the truth. If you’re in, I’ll call again soon. In the meantime, don’t one of those things >> and don’t call back. >> Yes. Why do I hear beeping? Okay, these driverless taxis have got a big PR campaign going. So, we need to hit them where it hurts. Right in the bad publicity. >> You have a phone in your ear. >> First, you got to break into the no way depot, take control of their cars, and wreak havoc. I’ll pay you. I’ll pay. Got to >> look where Shut up. I knew you’d say I [ __ ] knew it. >> Brian just walks out. He’s trying burning this this subway. I don’t need you anymore, man. I don’t need you. Screw you. >> [ __ ] you, [ __ ] >> Are you guys ready? >> I’m ready. >> Nobody sounds ready. >> Oh, yeah. >> I’m ready. >> Oh, yeah. You [ __ ] I’m just eating. >> We got to We got to We got to take down the robot company. >> Yes. >> That’s right. >> Yeah. We got to save Morpheus and destroy Skynet. >> You can only enter the No Way depot on foot or in a No way taxi. All right. Over here. >> I told you we needed a taxi. You know, we’re fine. We can just walk into this place. >> Oh, there’s a lot of dudes here. Do we shoot them or >> stay low? We do. >> I put it on hard. >> They’re hard right now. >> Look, it it’s best to not get caught and do not kill them where another person can see in their clone. They’re sign of vision. You see it? They’re sight. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> Silence weapon. Silence. >> That was a silent, >> you [ __ ] idiot. Nice. Real [ __ ] nice. >> Silent. Yo, why are these guys so like armed though for a taxi company? >> Cuz they know they’re off to some no good. >> Yo, who’s using that Star Wars gun? BECAUSE NO. OH, we’re supposed to destroy him. Wait, are we >> I don’t know. >> Nice. >> How How did Brian die? >> I don’t know. >> Now we enter a noway test pod. >> The test pod. >> Ooh, look at this. >> Am I Am I going to [ __ ] have I waited all this time to spectate the [ __ ] mission? Well, he’s gone hard, so we don’t have extra. >> [ __ ] [ __ ] shoots his musket toilet. >> All right, I’ll be here. >> Hey, let’s go. >> Yo, look at these objectives. >> Knock down five pedestrians. Knock over 10 traffic signals. Reach a height of the air. >> All right, so just drive like normal in GTA. Let’s do this. >> Oh [ __ ] >> So this we’re ruining their reputation by just using their robot cash. Oh my gosh. >> Oh, I got this one. Boom. >> [ __ ] love it. >> Boom. >> Yeah. Take that AI. Take that. >> Oh, we have to reach 30 ft in the air. >> Who are we going to do that? >> You know there’s a lot of ramps in this city. >> Oh, I found one. >> Do it. Hit it. Streams boots. Oh, dude. I was close. [ __ ] No. You >> You did it. You did it. >> I did it. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> That was actually That was actually pretty sick. Oh, next up we have to destroy billboards and taxis. And Brent also gets to watch that. >> Wait, wait, wait. Oh, right there. No glove. >> That’s what we That’s what we have to destroy. Destroy it. >> Give me a second. Give me a second. I know exactly. >> One second. Let me get a better angle of of him destroying this for you guys. >> Get in. >> There it is. That was nice. I think Lou is destroying it. No, I’m doing it. >> Oh, there it is. Hold on one second. >> We’re doing it. Oh, wait. We’ve passed it. We’ve passed it. Yeah, that’s why why I jumped. Oh, Lou [ __ ] drove through it. >> Nice, Lou. >> What the hell? >> Don’t do the last one. >> Well, the last one. >> Leave that one for me. >> Well, this one Brian >> I got some bad news. Uh, >> I’m have such a good time. This is great. MY GAMEPLAY SICK. I LOVE IT. >> He’s lying. I can tell that’s his acting voice. >> Um, so bad news, Evan. Um, there is no more billboards. There’s only a taxi to destroy. >> Now I have to destroy my taxi. >> That’s You’re You’re on the last >> You guys should help him. Help him. >> I was going to jump. Oh, dude. I was just gonna go in the ocean. >> No, >> I already did that. That’s not >> What are you guys gonna do? Huh? >> Put your hand back inside. Put your hand back inside. >> [ __ ] >> Wow. No, >> I missed. >> Yes. >> I got it. >> Hey, Brian, we can spectate theater now. Uh-oh. You’re definitely dead. No. >> Oh, you’re definitely dead. Oh, definitely. >> Tom Cruz this [ __ ] >> Oh, the helicopter camera is pretty cool. >> Like somebody, welcome to Weasel News. Uh, we got the Venos Gaming. He drive away. HE DRIVE AWAY. OH, HE [ __ ] THE DRIVER crashing the car. Helicopter on scene shooting bullets at him. >> Oh [ __ ] >> Breaking he breaking into a Please gaming going up Santa Monica Boulevard or I stay in the hotel about [ __ ] >> Van Ruth, pick me up. I’m two a few corners away. Actually, I’m fine. I got a bike. I’m leaving. I won’t come pick you up. >> Oh [ __ ] That came out of nowhere. Do >> you need help or are you dying? >> I’M FINE. GOD. >> ARE YOU going to beat the mission here or what’s going on? >> Yeah, I think I can do it. I’m doing pretty good. >> Open the trunk of >> I got this. I got this. >> I feel like Louis just going to beat the rest of the heist that we watch. >> What’s in there? >> Money. >> Wait, you’re taking the cash? >> Split if you guys survived. >> Wow. He’s going to take the cash and split with the guy on the phone. He’s >> Louis, can I get footage, please? >> It’s his bride on the phone. I haven’t been able to record it until for about 20 minutes. Please, please restart. >> You guys are dicks. You know, >> that was perfect. That was spot on. Especially cut off with the the timing. >> Thank you. I try I try. I try. >> Look, you’ll like my horn. Ready? >> I want to hear your horn. >> It’s going to be Mexican. Guaranteed. HEY. HEY, PA. HEY, MAN. [ __ ] YOU, MAN. ATTENTION WALMART SHOPPERS. That’s the next thing I have in line. That’s all I have. >> Lou, I think this is the last mission. We’re not doing the next one. >> I see what you’re saying. I see what you’re saying. Yeah. Okay. Okay. >> Wait, Brian hasn’t done that mission yet. >> Shut up. >> Shut the [ __ ] up, youing stand up for you, man. >> Hey, is that you? Listen. No way. >> Doesn’t even let you answer. >> Yeah. Anyone who doesn’t talk could have just answered this call. >> So now they’re hiring thugs to sabotage the competition. I got you on the squad. Gain their trust and find out where their data center is. Your new colleague is waiting for you. Just stay with them. Stay undercover and you know stay alive. >> Especially Brian. >> All right, guys. Let’s do this. Ooh, I’m looking good. I’m looking clean. Who the [ __ ] are these guys? >> I don’t know. Why is he going to spawn in the shop? Damn you eating Ryan. You having fun there with the DLC? Why do you have a mask on? >> I don’t [ __ ] know, but I’m Shut up. The kitchen is sick. >> Okay, ladies, change of plan. I’m sure you all heard about the attack on the No Way Depot. From this point forward, sensitive data is now under 24-hour protection. We are the protection. >> Yeah, >> FBI [ __ ] Let’s do this. Yeah. Wait a minute. Oh. Oh, I didn’t even realize that. OH, [ __ ] I’M NOT GOING TO LIE. I DIDN’T KNOW WHAT THE HELL WE WERE DOING. I thought they were ACTUALLY OUR FRIENDS. >> WHAT? >> OKAY. I DIDN’T KNOW WE WERE undercover this whole time. That’s how good I was in character. >> Why are you punching me? >> Oh, [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] >> There. Kick that guy in the balls. >> Hold on. Let me use my night stick. Let me use my night stick. DON’T KILL EVERYBODY. >> WATCH OUT. >> LET ME USE MY NIGHT STICK. >> FINE. >> Don’t kill him. Don’t kill him. >> Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. I’ll leave them for you. >> Jeez, that was [ __ ] violent. >> I’m not going to lie. Up until that moment, I thought we were like literally working with the FBI. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> I thought like we were actually getting a briefing. >> I didn’t understand why those dudes turned on us in there. What happened? >> I think they turned on us cuz Evans dancing. >> Oh yeah, that was probably that. Not going to lie, I don’t care about any story line in any video game. Actually, I did care about the GTA V story line. The mission. >> Uh single player, you mean? >> Yeah. >> Wait, stealth. >> Stealth. Stealth. >> Hold on, Ryan. We got this. >> [ __ ] NO, MY FOOTAGE. DON’T DIE. GET DOWN. GET DOWN. >> They’re not even shooting you. >> That was a big kick. >> Die. More spaghetti. More spaghetti. >> Did they add more body physics to spaghetti people? >> More spaghetti. Okay, let’s do this. Uhoh. Uhoh. >> Night sticks. Sticks, boys. >> Oh my god. >> Stealing the hard drive. >> Yes. I I got terrorizes footage. >> It’s not much. Did you see what he was doing? >> Yeah, it was only like 10 megabytes. >> Okay. Well, at least I do something with my footage. >> [ __ ] Louis. I don’t know why that’s funny. >> All right. Stop laughing. I blew away getaway vehicle. >> No, I’m dead. >> Oh [ __ ] >> ARE YOU KIDDING ME? >> YO, THESE GUYS GOT me footage. >> He’s spectating for real. Where’s >> my rockets? I don’t have my rockets. My rockets’s not allowed. >> Um, use whatever you want, dude. I’m just watching. >> You’re watching? >> Yeah, I’m just watching you guys. >> Watch this [ __ ] Watch this [ __ ] You’re watching this [ __ ] [ __ ] >> Go. >> Yeah. >> I didn’t even kill him. >> Yeah. You want to talk to me? Huh? >> Didn’t even kill him. >> Yeah. I’m I’m going to come back for him, [ __ ] I’m going to come back for him. I’m letting him >> You want to come for me? >> I’m letting him swim in that pain that I just caused. Come here, [ __ ] Where you running? Huh? Where you running? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay, he’s dead. We can go now. All right, let’s get a vehicle and deliver it. The good thing is that I think this is towards the end of the mission, so we don’t need to restart like we said we would if Ryan died. >> Louis bald again. >> It’s disguise, dude. >> Yeah, so is my haircut. Yeah, same. Same. Yeah, disguise. >> Yo, shoot these guys. What are you guys doing? >> Why do I need to shoot them when we’re in disguise? kind of remind me of Steven Seagal logo. >> I do. >> Yeah. With your stupid ass glasses. >> Cuz I’m [ __ ] badass and no one can defeat me in hand to hand combat and all the women want to [ __ ] me even though they’re half my age. >> Oh, that doesn’t sound good cuz I’m 33. >> Editor, for the sake of your job and mine, >> please turn that into a Tik Tok. Thank you. >> Yeah, you you can answer the phone. >> He’s talking about Steven Sagal. He always has to have young women around him, bro. This the gal. >> Sorry, editors. I realized I wasn’t recording on my my voice for 30 minutes. >> Do you want my audio, Evan? I have you louder than everyone else. >> No, I have I I have my audio, but I have the shitty one. Yeah, he says that he’s wearing his like Vanos slippers. He said it. He said it like he was, you know, when they’re twiddling the two fingers together like you maybe want my >> He’s wearing He has like 20 of his mystery boxes. >> His grandm link in the description. Get the Van House mystery box. >> This man house mystery box. His pajamas has a Halloween mask on. >> I can’t fly. I’m crying. >> Oh god. Yeah, I got a bit of a tear in my eye in that one. Beautiful. Just send one to me and I’ll put everything on. I just picture like with his little Vanos plushies crossing his feet that have like he’s magically 8 years of age. He’s 8 years of age. I had a set up with the headset on. Someone animate that. Someone animate that, please. Please someone animate that. That shit’s [ __ ] That was way too funny. >> [ __ ] >> Oh [ __ ] No, that was one of your best. >> [ __ ] Louis, you’re going to have health issues. >> I really do. >> You’re going to have chest problems again. on your back. Need to calm down. Your BPM low. >> Just go to the next mission. >> I’m getting tired of it. >> I’m right here, buddy. >> Oh, [ __ ] >> Oh, [ __ ] God, >> it was funny. Move on. That data you recovered, it had the next step in no way’s [ __ ] takeover all mapped out. >> Trains, >> it’s selfdriving trains. Get down there. Grab the next train. >> Know that truck in the back to >> block the track. Throw that truck >> with his train stuck. Raid it. >> You should sell that truck as like a little toy in it. >> He wants more merchandise. >> And don’t let me die. >> Is this part of the uh the mission? in this van or is this one of your guys’? For real. The van. >> I don’t know that van. I don’t know that van. >> Okay. >> Never seen that van in my life. >> Sh. Hi, fellas. You can’t run forever. He’s actually chasing too. >> Get in the van, you fat son of a [ __ ] >> Yes, >> we got to go. >> That was it. We have arrived. >> Wait, put your guns away just in case. >> Yeah, I put them away. I put them away. I know what I’m doing. Platform one. >> Careful. Careful. Careful. Careful. Careful. Careful. Careful. Careful. Oh, it’s a It’s a guy. It’s a guy. Okay. Okay. Okay. Stealth. Stealth. Stealth. Stealth. Look at that. >> Okay. >> Oh, nobody. Nobody heard it. >> One second. I’ll take the next one. >> Nice. >> All right. All right. I got the next one. I got the next one. I got the next one. >> I’ve got the next guy. You take out the near guy. I’ve got the further one. >> Nice. >> Tiger’s down. >> You guys are doing really good. >> All right. You got next guy. No. You got next guy. You got next guy. >> Okay. Okay. >> Wait. Make sure you have a silencer. Oh no. You missed. Dang, you missed. >> Got him. You don’t know anything. >> I’ll use my night stick. >> You don’t know anything. >> You and the night stick. >> The dark night stick. >> Oh yeah. I’m dodging bullets. >> You’re nuts. >> You didn’t see that? We got to hack this. >> Why am I hacking? >> You’re playing with his nipples. >> Yeah. One second. >> I’m hacking your nipples. >> Oh no. You got out of the position. >> Wait, Tommy. >> Wait. What are we doing? Hold on. >> Can you stop that, Evan? Can you stop that? Are you a you you to pull out of that? >> Yeah, I can. Yeah. Yeah. >> Yeah. Pull out. Pull out. Pull out real quick. One second. >> No, it’s mine. >> Can you [ __ ] just give me a minute of like >> hack it, Evan? It’s good to hack. >> Can you just like like you’re like that kid that needs to be the center of attention. >> All right. Go on. Hack it, Brian. I’ll take what I can. >> Never mind. No. No. It’s fine. >> No, you’re good. Now you go. It’s fine. No. No. It’s all right. It’s all right. >> All right, Brian. You go ahead. >> No. WHAT IF IT DID on it? They didn’t have time for our [ __ ] >> Wait, really? I guess, dude. >> What? >> Wait, what? >> Just sick of her. >> They got fed up of us. >> What if you try to get out in front of the train? >> All right. >> No, you’re going to stop it. It’s going to stop, huh? >> Stop. Okay. >> Did you die? >> I didn’t know it was going to kill me. Oh, WAIT. I’M ALIVE. >> WHAT? Did he respawn? All right, Brian, don’t die because Did he respawn? Wherever. >> Yeah, don’t die, Brian. Isn’t it cool dying and come back again? >> Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] Oh where the Oh >> did they come from? >> I didn’t know they were there. I thought there were just bikes there. >> Did you die? >> I should have died. >> Brian, now’s your chance. Louis, you should die so Brian could finish it on his own. >> Yeah. >> No. Wait. Is there electric bikes? How many bikes are there? What the [ __ ] There was a lot of bikes over there. >> Yeah, those were the bikes I was I was racing for and then I just [ __ ] came out of nowhere. >> Oh, damn. >> Kind of cool. >> And this is a cool mission like with the way the lighting is. >> Damn. Oh [ __ ] >> Yeah. Dope. >> Oh [ __ ] You went high, dude. >> I like footage. Your hair looks so disgusting from the back. I’m glad you have like a hunchback, too, when you’re riding that. >> Okay. All right. All right. All right. I have feelings. >> Oh, I [ __ ] it. >> Dude, I did. >> That was scripted. That was scripted. Yes. >> What do you want me to do? You want to start over? >> I I don’t I don’t think it was, but I felt so scripted the way that car [ __ ] drove it. You the absolute pew bear. >> I got up with a pew bear health. Looked at the car. >> I was like, you got to do it for the You got to do it for the You got to do it. Oh, it’s 5:00 a.m. This is our second chance. Oh [ __ ] Yes. Look at these. Oh, this car reminds me of Moo. Come on, Brian. Get your bike. >> I’m dead. >> Dude, I got shotguned while on the bike. That’s crazy from an NPC. >> I’m trying to do a full loop, guys. I’m trying to do full loop. >> What if I do it first? >> Louie, >> I’m dead. >> You need to do a full loop. >> Please, you can. >> Yes, you can. >> That means you were fine. >> Watch this [ __ ] >> [ __ ] See? >> What do you mean see? A quarter of the way. >> I spoke a little too soon, but I almost had it. >> Are you serious? It can’t be done. >> No, it can’t be done cuz those stupid pipes are in the way. >> I kind of could probably do it this way. Going from left to right. >> James boats. Let’s go. Let’s go. >> And then this part. I smell freedom. >> That’s why I died. >> [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] I missed the ramp. >> Off the ramp. Off the ramp. >> That was so sad and pathetic. >> Right. Actually, I [ __ ] this. We went We were supposed to go this way. >> Yeah. You were not talking about just trust. Just trust. Just trust. Just trust. Slid over here. Slid over here. >> Too late. Too late. >> Too late. >> I’m going. >> All right. Come on. No slowing down. >> Don’t say don’t hit the brake and don’t slow down. Don’t slow down. Don’t hit the brake. >> That was sick. >> That was sick. Stream fol. Where you going? >> I had it. This way. This way. >> You [ __ ] stopped. >> Okay, let’s just drive. Is that Coca-Cola? >> You wish. You wish. Cuz I would have left so quick. Just edit. Mission failed right there. >> Got the briefcase. >> I got paperwork to do. >> Okay. >> You know, I miss being an announcer already. >> Okay. >> Why do you sound like that? >> Who? You. Shut up. >> You’re standing right in front of me. >> This mission’s called trash talking. >> We’re doing more. >> Yeah. >> Okay. >> Oh [ __ ] Brian, join. It’s going to start. >> What? >> Oh, you’re really not going to get footage now, Brian. Oh, you’re really not going to get it. >> Oh, he got it. Okay, good. You got it. Holy [ __ ] >> Today you’re going to be a trash man. Get a garbage truck and I’ll fill you in on the way. >> Look at this. Oh yeah. Now you’re doing my job, huh? Getting humbled. That’s what you [ __ ] rich pricks need. Come on. He’s not here yet. Run him over. Run him over. Run him over, bro. Run him over. That’s it. And run him over again. Run him over again. Come on. That’s it. No lights. That’s fine. Okay. Now, now hold on. I have an idea here. Brian, put this put this outfit on. >> Now, now you you back up into me, Brian. >> Oh my god. What the [ __ ] was that? >> Oh my god. >> That’s how you do it. Is he dead? >> Get him all the way over there. >> I just give I just give him a little tap. >> I didn’t know you could do that. >> You got to come back down. We’ll meet him. >> Okay. What do you need me to do? >> Okay. What’s wrong, Lou? What’s wrong? >> My car hit me. Dude, >> are you going to invite us to the mission? Lou, >> and I’m out of the car. Gosh, what happened? >> We’re in the mission. >> Replay of how his body look like a [ __ ] bowling. I just >> All right, enjoy the mission, boys. Me and Louis are going to be watching. >> Oh, you want to [ __ ] go, [ __ ] Oh, you want to go? You want to go? You want to go? >> Huh? >> That guy pushed you. Disappear. >> The hell’s this guy doing? >> I don’t think he wants to fight. He’s like, I ain’t dying for this job. >> This [ __ ] running in place for you cuz he is Oh, there you go. Fix that. >> All right, you got to steal the Trashmaster. Gosh, this footage sucks. I’m so glad I’m alive. >> So glad I’m dead. >> You guys have to do normal trash man jobs so you don’t look suspicious as well. >> Mhm. >> This is the [ __ ] dumbest mission. >> Hey, shut up. >> Are we in a restricted area? >> Hey, careful. Careful. Careful. Careful. Red guy. Red guy. Red guy. Look at the mini map. Look at the mini. Don’t get in this. >> Okay. I disabled the cameras and sucked off that guy. Security. >> So, you guys got one of the document bags. >> We got two of >> Ryan’s got it. Ryan’s got it. >> Oh, come on. >> I’m coming. Coming. Oh, you put him in the back of the the truck. Oh, nice. This mission is really cool. Exclusive footage for you, bro. >> It’s actually kind of symbolic. It’s like this. >> I deserve I deserve this trash. I’m going to put on the the biggest dump on YouTube. Is that what you want to hear? >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Yeah. That make you feel better? You know what? >> A little. >> I don’t I don’t feel bad hitting you with that van. Look, the company we work for is named after Nougla. >> No, I was going to say you. >> Yeah, [ __ ] [ __ ] Wait. Which side though? Which side? Which side? >> Both. >> Yeah, Brian’s the butt lover. >> I do love I do love a bit of butt. I do love it. >> Now it’s receiving. >> It’s warm. It’s tighter. It feels great. It’s amazing. Underrated. Like my channel. >> Two very boring minutes later. >> Oh [ __ ] We have more [ __ ] to do. >> Oh my god, dude. >> One sec. One sec. Let me honk this. >> [ __ ] this. >> You honk it. So they open the gate. Oh my god. [ __ ] this [ __ ] >> Okay, fine. >> I think just kill him and GET THE DOCUMENTS. NO, KILL HIM AND GET THE DOCUMENTS. >> I don’t want to. Brian could do it. Come on, Brian. Your time to shine. >> This mission sucks so much. Everyone’s just letting you have the >> Yeah, no one wants to upload this [ __ ] It was fun when you killed Louis and then Nola died. It got boring after that. I’m I’m going to try to find that [ __ ] I’m sharing screen. Look. Look. Watch the way Nova dies. Look on like the left. He’s gonna he’s gonna appear. He leaves the screen. How do I go in slow motion? There he is. There’s the star. There’s that funny guy. The star of the scene. >> My footage. Why like that? Wait, he leaves the screen. I don’t know why this is funny. >> Anyway, back to this Brian. Yeah, >> you have more trash. >> Wait, he No, he’s got the gate access now. >> Oh [ __ ] >> Oh, he’s definitely dead. Oh, he knows there’s no way he lives here. >> Just walk into some gunfire and die. I like the idea of Brian dying and then the video ending immediately and just >> He’s about to die right now. Look, he’s Look, he’s struggling. He’s struggling on your left. Hey, do you mind me? >> Yes, it’s about to. It’s about to. I just picked up the phone. >> It’s payday. This is it. This is the first step is easy. Pick up the hacking device I’ve left you. That’s it. The second step is that I’ve called the feds and they’re going to arrest you. Now, don’t freak out. It’s just the fastest way inside. Then all you need to do is break out of wherever they put you and then just plug the hacking device into their system and then make it to the roof. Simple, right? Yeah. Simple. >> I hate how he just laughed right there. >> Yeah, he I don’t like his laugh. >> All right, gentlemen. We got our We got our regular ass clothes on. This is good. It’s starting. >> I got the hecking device. I’ve stuck it in my butthole. >> Oh no, they’re on. >> All right, just chill. Everyone just chill and not just chill. Let me just chill. >> Just chill. Just arrest me. Listen to what he said. Just chill. >> No, I never listened. >> I know. Look. Oh [ __ ] We got busted. >> Okay, I’ve got the hacking device on my prison wallet, so we should be fine. >> You sounded extra white saying that. Give me something. >> Is this guy talking, >> dude? >> No, he wasn’t, dude. I thought he was doing charades. >> What? What the [ __ ] >> Oh my god. >> What? What did he say? What were you looking for? >> What were you looking for? >> It’s like looking at the camera like, “Is this [ __ ] [ __ ] broken?” >> Man, this hacking device hurts my >> Oh, wait. Wait. Here. Here it comes. Here it comes. Sh. >> Okay. >> Get out your ass and let’s go. >> What’s this? >> Let me check in the drawer. Check in the drawer. >> Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. We got to read something. What’s this? >> Ooh. Wait. You guys need to hack something. >> Are you guys on the lock mechanism or No, >> no. I have I have the I have the manual that says like how to hack this. >> I have the manual as well. >> Oh, I got the pen. Look, look, look what I’m doing. Yeah, I got the wires exposed. >> Oh, for [ __ ] sake. Okay. >> Okay. So, it says pick a wire. Red, yellow, or blue. >> I guess I guess pick the blue one. Okay. What? How happens if you pick the blue one? >> It opened. It worked. You’re smart. >> Oh, look at that. >> Uhoh. >> Oh. >> Oh. And >> all right, everyone act natural. Everyone run panic. Everybody panic. [ __ ] you, PD. >> Did you just call him PD cuz he’s black? >> No. >> Get these guys. [ __ ] Why? I I kicked the wall. >> This would be a good time for a night stick, huh? >> Yeah. I wish I had a night stick. >> I got a gun. I GOT A GUN. BACK UP. >> BACK OFF. I [ __ ] OFF. >> DUDE, WE HIT that guy at the same time. >> [ __ ] the FBI. >> Oh [ __ ] >> You guys remember this is the building the master fisherman’s inside of. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We know. We know. We were here. >> It’s the only thing in the hack. >> Yeah. >> All right. I see. All right, go ahead. >> What the [ __ ] is this? >> I believe in you. >> Oh, I see. >> Editor, just put snake on one of the monitor. >> Editor, >> I’ve been struggling with snake. >> Editor, put my channel on the mouse going towards the sub button. >> Ah, success. Ah, yes. And he clicked sub and he said success. >> The opposite. It’s unsubscribing. Damn. This ringing needs to stop cuz I’m getting tonitis. >> Go, go, go, go, go. >> Like, seriously, the [ __ ] >> One round. Here we go. Here we go. Bring it on. We have our weapon. >> Oh [ __ ] Where the [ __ ] >> But that ain’t my style. I like to get up close and personal. >> Okay. RPG. >> Yeah. Take that. >> That’s what I do, man. Let’s go. Let’s go. Let’s go. >> Take that. I’m rewinding the back. Everybody hop in. Let’s go. Let’s go. Let’s go. >> Oh, wait. Are we going in? Okay. >> Yeah. Yeah. Let’s go. Everybody in the chopper, >> dude. I said line. Set line. Come on. I did. >> Come on. Get off here. Come on. This is our time. We got to get out of here. Come on. into the >> No. Get my little Mexican into the [ __ ] >> Get in. Come on. >> I am. >> Why? >> I am. >> Come with me. Come in, >> noob. Woohoo! You did it. >> The hell was that? Homer. >> Yeah. Woohoo. >> Here we go. >> We got to return the hacking device to Abby. >> I And I’ll be honest, I have no who no clue who he is, but he’s been causing whatever’s happened in the last two hours of my life. >> He was in the first couple of heist. >> Are you on your phone? What the [ __ ] your mic. >> I know. I put my hands over the thing just so I can be like, uh, >> that’s smart. You stop. >> We’re going down, boy. We’re going down. It’s like you bit your tongue as soon as we hit it. Yeah. >> Yo, this is Call of Duty style, >> guys. Captain Shepherd. >> Hello. You guys alive? >> No. General, dude. General, remember? >> Uh, yeah. What was his name? It wasn’t Shepherd. No. What was his name? >> Yeah, Shepherd. >> Price. >> Was it Shepherd? >> Yeah, it was it was General Shepherd. >> Yeah. [ __ ] that guy. >> The traitor, right? >> Yeah. >> Sheesh, don’t spoil it. I haven’t played it yet. That game is like [ __ ] 30 YEARS OLD. >> CHOPPER, THAT CHOPPER’S GOING CRAZY. >> Oh [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] God damn it, Louis. I took out my RPG to look all cool and [ __ ] >> Look, here’s another chopper. There’s another chopper coming. Look, look, look. Ready? >> Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> From the north. From the north. >> It’s my moment. Get him. Get my moment. Get him. Get him. Get him. Get him. Get him. Please be the >> Nice. Was that me? >> Nice. >> Yo, that dude flew out. >> Oh, nice. Get the boat, too. The hell’s that boat doing on land? >> I don’t know. He’s a boat to find out. He shouldn’t be there. Kill your salmon. >> Shake salmon. >> Oh yeah. >> Yo, I’m taking the red one. >> I’m taking the green one. It’s my color. >> Wait, do they all say speedile on them? >> Yes, they do. >> Oh yeah. >> I wonder how he’s doing anyway. >> Oh, that rock. Speed. >> What was that game on the N64? >> Wave Race. >> Oh, Wave Race 64. That was a really fun game. Excite bike. That was fun. Like that one. F0. >> It was also very fun. >> I like how it was nothing to do with water. It just wanted to reference the water or wave race and then end up going to like F0 >> Golden something and N64. It’s actually connected. If you had a [ __ ] brand that wasn’t filled with pinto beans, Lou, you pinto. You pinto brain. >> Yeah, that’s what I’m going to call you from now on. You pinto brain. >> Which is a kind of bean, you know. >> Yeah, he’s Mexican. >> Why don’t you just say that’s not what he said? >> He said call me I call him what you call me. YouTube AI. >> I’d rather call you belly. >> Oh, dude. I got slapped by my own thing, dude. Do you guys did too? Hallelujah. >> This is him. Yes. You remember him? We had to rescue him one time from an island crackhead. >> And now that you’re wiped from the system, I figured you’d want to lay low a while. And this isn’t exactly a lay low kind of transaction. >> I’m having a good time, dude. >> They’ll be coming for you. Delete your snapmatic. >> Zoom into his face and just end the video. I’m so tired of gimmicky characters like this though. For real. >> Yeah, Nogle is so annoying. >> We did it. That was pretty cool. That was pretty fun. >> Nice. Mission passed. >> How much did you guys everybody? Uh I got stuff numbers. >> I got Definitely not enough to get a mansion. >> 300. We got I got 50,000. >> I got 20. >> I got $30. >> Dude, I haven’t seen this dinosaur in years. What the [ __ ] Hey. Hey, [ __ ] You want to go? Huh? >> She got some picture. >> You want to go? Huh? Hold on. >> Get away. Damn, boy. >> Yeah, that’s right. >> She ain’t getting up again. >> All right, drive. >> Now, I think he just murdered her. >> I knocked that [ __ ] down. She getting up. She ain’t getting up. I messed up the lines again. My nose is tired. >> Look at me. He’s falling asleep in the back. >> You would be too if it was 6:00 a.m. >> Oh [ __ ] it actually is 6:00 a.m. >> No, it’s 1000 p.m. for you. That’d be [ __ ] nice. Gosh, I’d love for it to be 10 a.m. >> You just have another clock on your on your wall. >> Yeah. >> You think he actually has it like that? It probably just says Vanos. >> I didn’t want to say I wasn’t going to say VST. And then you have DSC. Delirious time zone is just like a broken clock. Like a shattered one. >> Yo, this this mansion actually is really cool. >> Can you shut the [ __ ] up and just do the next thing? >> We’re going. >> I’m getting wet as [ __ ] back here. >> That’s Yeah, he’s turned on. >> Lucky me. >> Lucky me. >> Wait, is there are we going to see Michael soon? >> This might be a solo thing. >> What? >> The next thing like the phone call thing? It looks like it is because there’s some slow-mo stuff where it’s like, you know, single player story mode where you’re able to slow down. >> Oh, no. >> You’re able to slow down your shots >> and aim at people. I’m reading the comments of the video and it says, so this is basically a single player story mode for GTA online. Nice. So, it looks like the main thing where you get to [ __ ] play with Michael in GTA V, you can’t do you got to do it solo. Oh my god. Okay, I’ll leave you.
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