Trains are long like snakes. Thomas is a metal gear filled solid snake.
OGWIllisMcGillis on
trains are made of metal gears
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That’s because the Fat Controller is paying off Steam to mess with the algorithm… This is how it starts, we must fight back against the conspiracy and mind control! This is ruining my life…
I wake up every morning – and I can hear the Thomas theme playing from somewhere, but as soon as I go to investigate, it stops. Every night, I dream about the fat controller… telling me I am a silly engine. Everyone tells me I am crazy, but I know that it is him… seeking to wreak destruction on my life, because I didn’t watch enough Thomas the tank when I was a kid.
I also found a note from the Fat Controller in my room, saying that if I don’t purchase the new game, he will mess up my whole steam library so that all my games turn into T&F: The Wonders of Sodor. He also threatened to steal all the RAM from my computer and sell it on ebay to fund his empire.
UPDATE: All my friends have been mind controlled and hijacked by Fat Controller… Thankfully my reddit account is still safe.
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hey you just gotta trust steam on this one ok.
Trains are long like snakes. Thomas is a metal gear filled solid snake.
trains are made of metal gears
That’s because the Fat Controller is paying off Steam to mess with the algorithm… This is how it starts, we must fight back against the conspiracy and mind control! This is ruining my life…
I wake up every morning – and I can hear the Thomas theme playing from somewhere, but as soon as I go to investigate, it stops. Every night, I dream about the fat controller… telling me I am a silly engine. Everyone tells me I am crazy, but I know that it is him… seeking to wreak destruction on my life, because I didn’t watch enough Thomas the tank when I was a kid.
I also found a note from the Fat Controller in my room, saying that if I don’t purchase the new game, he will mess up my whole steam library so that all my games turn into T&F: The Wonders of Sodor. He also threatened to steal all the RAM from my computer and sell it on ebay to fund his empire.
UPDATE: All my friends have been mind controlled and hijacked by Fat Controller… Thankfully my reddit account is still safe.
Disney, the are child oriented games.
But the Metal Gear is odd, really odd.