I had a dream, and know the details of the Nintendo Switch successor.

Guys, last night I had a dream, a vision even with how clear it was, and know some details about Nintendo’s next console.

First of all, it’s going to simply be called the Nintendo Switch 2. I don’t know the release date, but when the announcement is streamed, it will be watchable not only online, but in all Walmart game sections on their tv screens.

The form factor will be teased for a while during the presentation, going for multiple fake outs. Finally though, they will reveal the device to have a folding screen similar to a Nintendo DS, only it folds along a vertical instead of horizontal axis. Think of if two switches were just fastened together by a hinge, with larger joy cons on the far left and right side.

This form factor will cause a large amount of controversy at first, despite Nintendo’s attempts to convince consumers that the second screen will be useful for “inventory, menu, and other key game information.”

People will soon forgive Nintendo though as they reveal a key launch title, a remastered, HD version of Ocarina of Time, now complete with full voice acting.

Twitter breaks from the hype, and Nintendo goes on to have a massively successful launch.

Will be checking back in whenever the console is actually released to confirm the accuracies of this dream.