This one is my favorite. Someone give this man another yacht!
FuckJeff on
Id love to see him with the long hair and longer bear d again now, full salty sea dog ship captain style
EngagedInConvexation on
The one before he was a billionaire.
DunkeyColdMedina on
I’m just a medium Gabe fan. I appreciate that he’s good at business in the long term sense and he can still turn a healthy profit without deliberately fucking customers over. That’s pretty cool.
But being a trusted brand used to be like the *ground floor* of doing business, you know? We have gotten so used to the fuckbarrel corpos have us in that good honest business practices look religious in scope to us.
He’s still a guy getting rich on us. It’s 100% fair trade in my book, but it’s still business at the end of the day.
thelordmessi on
I like Gabe and all but do we really need to jerk him off like this? Heās not some idol. Glad heās looking healthier but who cares what he looks like.
hergumbules on
2026 because he looks healthier. Happy for Gabe as heās one of the few people that made something great and hasnāt made it shitty over the years.
Impossible-Pain-249 on
I’m going to go with the 2026 Gabe release. I applaud the man for getting healthy purely out of self interest. As one of the final bastions of gamer paradise, I do not look forward to it being corrupted by unabashed corporate greed where games are getting forcibly injected with ads and all the sudden, subscriptions are now a thing. Like if in RDR2 for example, you’re stuck on some half dead donkey without subscribing to the monthly horse upgrade.
Because that seems like what PS/Xbox are tripping over each other to get to.
iDaddyDirection on
I donāt have a āfavoriteā, lmao. At the end of the day heās a super wealthy CEO of a profitable corporation. But he seems healthy these days, so Iāll pick 2026.
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Every single year, hes the GOAT.
2020
Yes
always
I like Santa
2026 each day he does not fuck us is I like him more.
From chad to giga-chad
Modern Gabe seems healthier, kudos to him, still the goat no matter what year
2002 gabe: iconic
2020 gabe: pandemic legend
2026 Gabe: post pandemic Demi god.
2026 looks like a different person.
2002 feels like a nerd, 2020 feels like a santa-nerd and 2026 feels like a yacht owner. I like them differently and I’m happy for Gabe
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These look more like 3 brother’s than like one person
imo 2020’s Style combined with his current healthiness would be Peak Gaben š
God this place is fucking weird…
Honestly, 2026 looks the best. He looks far healthier too.
2002. “Hey Meg…”
I wish ozempic was cheaper and more easily accessible
2026. He looks healthy.
I’m glad he’s healthy and still awesome.
The one that least looks like Violators clown form.
Honestly I like how he looks now
Probably gabe
This guy evolved from Peter Griffin to an old Hugh Jackman⦠amazing
https://preview.redd.it/fowzqih7fith1.png?width=807&format=png&auto=webp&s=4ca38b6907f801b941d10e7c4262bdf43cbde360
This one is my favorite. Someone give this man another yacht!
Id love to see him with the long hair and longer bear d again now, full salty sea dog ship captain style
The one before he was a billionaire.
I’m just a medium Gabe fan. I appreciate that he’s good at business in the long term sense and he can still turn a healthy profit without deliberately fucking customers over. That’s pretty cool.
But being a trusted brand used to be like the *ground floor* of doing business, you know? We have gotten so used to the fuckbarrel corpos have us in that good honest business practices look religious in scope to us.
He’s still a guy getting rich on us. It’s 100% fair trade in my book, but it’s still business at the end of the day.
I like Gabe and all but do we really need to jerk him off like this? Heās not some idol. Glad heās looking healthier but who cares what he looks like.
2026 because he looks healthier. Happy for Gabe as heās one of the few people that made something great and hasnāt made it shitty over the years.
I’m going to go with the 2026 Gabe release. I applaud the man for getting healthy purely out of self interest. As one of the final bastions of gamer paradise, I do not look forward to it being corrupted by unabashed corporate greed where games are getting forcibly injected with ads and all the sudden, subscriptions are now a thing. Like if in RDR2 for example, you’re stuck on some half dead donkey without subscribing to the monthly horse upgrade.
Because that seems like what PS/Xbox are tripping over each other to get to.
I donāt have a āfavoriteā, lmao. At the end of the day heās a super wealthy CEO of a profitable corporation. But he seems healthy these days, so Iāll pick 2026.